lmfao Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whimsical Dreamer 1.20.4

1.20.4, amusing, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Comedy skit, dreamer, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorous situation, humorously, LAUGHING, Laughing Out Loud, lmfao, PITY, poor girl, sarcasm, satire, Sympathy, Unfortunate, Unlucky, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this absolute madhouse of a server. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even a poor girl would be rolling in diamonds in no time.

We’ve got more crazy mods than you can shake a stick at, and the admins are so cool they make ice look warm. Plus, the community is so wacky you’ll be questioning your own sanity in no time.

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will. Who knows? Just do it, you won’t be disappointed…maybe.

Toilet Time Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, evacuation, funny, Houthi rockets, humor, India, lmfao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new toilets, pajeets, Protection, rocket attacks, Safety, Server, Shelters, Time, TOILET, toilet humor, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!

ProudlyJaponipSMPimpuc

90kg, ethnic korean, EURO, half, japonip, judo, Legit, lmfao, MEDAL, murao, orimpuc, Performance, Prideful, ProudlyJaponipSMPimpuc, silver

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Murao winning a silver medal in judo while being half euro and half Korean? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as diverse as Murao’s heritage. Who knows, you might even discover your own hidden talent for judo while playing on our server. So come on, join us and let’s create some legendary moments together!

The LMFAO Minecraft SMP Party!

comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmfao, LMFAO entertainment, LMFAO humor, LMFAO jokes, LMFAO laughter, LMFAO memes, LMFAO moments, LMFAO quotes, LMFAO videos, LMFAOOOOOOOO, Minecraft, Party, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a giant flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or taming a herd of wild llamas to create a llama army. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco cow who can bust a move like no other.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant zombie apocalypse might break out or when a group of mischievous players will prank you by filling your house with hundreds of chickens. It’s all part of the fun on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BoomerRecon Minecraft Server

age difference, baby boomers, BoomerRecon, Boomers, Communication, Cultural differences, funny, generation gap, humor, internet humor, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmfao, memes, Millennials, Minecraft, misunderstanding, older generation, reconcile, Server, social media, Technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you cool kids out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see for yourself why boomers just can’t handle the awesomeness that awaits you!

EuroDrive Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, brother in Christ, budgeting, car rental, Costs, Cultural differences, Driving, EuroDrive, Europe, expensive, funny, gas prices, humor, international travel, lmfao, Minecraft, road trip, Server, Stereotypes, Transportation, travel, travel expenses, vacation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	3328	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of hearing Americans bragging about how expensive driving is in Europe? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you can drive for free! That’s right, no gas money, no car payments, just hop in your virtual car and cruise around our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Pig” mount. Yes, you heard that right. Ride a majestic flying pig through the skies and show off to all your friends. Who needs a car when you have a flying pig?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, it’s guarded by a horde of evil chickens with laser eyes. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join us on our insane Minecraft server, where driving is free, pigs can fly, and chickens shoot lasers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DramaCraft: Where Minecraft Drama Queens Reign Supreme!

Drama, drama queen, DramaCraft, Life, lmfao, Minecraft, Queen, QUEENS, raped, Reign, SUPREME, threatened

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like “I can’t even.” Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a good laugh. So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing more outrageous than the builds are the stories we make up about them!

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

#dudeweed, #dudeweedlmfao, BlazeCraft, GRASS, Greener, lmfao, Weed

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3131
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

blocky, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, gtYLYL, haha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGH, laughs, lmfao, lol, lols, memes, Minecraft, rofl, Server, silly, social media, trending, viral, ylyl

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3605	New Chunks Explored:	676794
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Towns Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

Army, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Edition, Eight Indians, Fighting, foreign fighters, global conflict, Indian, Indian soldiers, international news, Killed, Loss, loss of life, Military, news headlines, Russian army, Tragedy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, violence, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Crops Grown:	6298
Potions Brewed:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Animals Bred:	106
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

PhilosoraptorsCraft

Academia, aristotle, critical thinking, deep thinkers, Descartes, epistemology, Ethics, existentialism, group, intellectuals, kant, Logic, metaphysics, Nietzsche, philosophers, philosophy, PhilosoraptorsCraft, Plato, rationality, reason, scholars, Socrates

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

bonanza, CaloricCraft, calorie intake, CHIPS, ChipsDip, control group, dietary habits, Dip, eating rate, food consumption, food pairing, food psychology, High Calorie Foods, increased appetite, indulgent snacks, mindless eating, nutrition research, portion control, salty snack, snacking behavior, unhealthy cravings, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

Adventure, cannibals, Farmer, Fists of Justice, Giga muscle-girl, KengCraft, kenshi, Kenshi Fuck Mod, Kenshi General, LL modding, Minecraft, Mods, Moonrune, open-ended, Optimization, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Slave, squad-based, thief, trader.., Ultimate, WARLORD

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Eating disorders, exercise habits, generation z, health, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, physical health, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, self esteem, self-care, smp, social media, societal pressures, Technology, unhealthy habits, wellness, zoomers, ZoomerZombieBods

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

blended families, communication breakdown, coping with family drama, Dads, dealing with difficult family members, Drama, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Family Therapy, generational conflicts, House, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, parental estrangement, relationship conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, sibling communication, stepmother problems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4768
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and arguments over Facebook messages? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting threatened with restraining orders or arrested for sending a simple message to your dad. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time together.

Plus, if you ever need a break from your dad’s wife’s constant temper tantrums, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs family drama when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

RentDramaCraft

Agreement, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, budgeting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, finances, financial support, Generosity, Gifts, income, job stability, living together, relationship, Rent, RentDramaCraft, responsibilities, Trust

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of living with a freeloading fiancé who thinks Uber driving is a full-time job? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual mansion without worrying about rent or utilities. No more late payments or financial stress, just pure creative freedom!

And if your fiancé tries to guilt trip you into using your birthday money to cover his share of the rent, you can simply block him in the game and build a fortress to protect yourself from his excuses.

Join us now and say goodbye to real-life problems, because in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss!

ExtremeCraftersUnited

activism, civil liberties, Cultural preservation, discrimination, ethno groups, ExtremeCraftersUnited, extremists, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, labeling, Ministry of Justice, minority rights, Political, protest, Regional, repression, russia, Russian, social justice, suppression

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got 55 Russian indigenous, regional, and ethno groups who be labeled as extremists by da Russian Ministry of Justice! like, how crazy is dat?! u can join dem in epic battles against da government or just chill and build epic bases together. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mutant zombie chickens. Trust me, u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come join da madness and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

PFOA-Be-Gone: Ceramic Cleanse

3d printing, advanced filtration, Ceramic, ceramic ink, ceramic technology, ceramic-infused lattices, chemical removal, clean water, cleanse, Environmental Science, environmental technology, forever chemicals, innovative materials, perfluorooctanoic acid, PFOA, PFOABeGone, pollution control, research, sustainable solutions, water contamination, water filtration, water supplies, water treatment

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

join dis epic minecraft server where we use 3D-printed ceramic ink to remove “forever chemicals” from water!! like, who even knew dat was a thing?? but ya, we got ceramic-infused lattices dat can remove at least 75% of perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA) from water!! it’s like magic, but in minecraft!!

imagine being able to drink water without worrying about nasty chemicals?? dat’s what we offer on dis server!! we’re like the superheroes of water purification in the minecraft world!! join us and be a part of dis epic mission to eliminate all da bad stuff from water supplies!!

plus, our minecraft world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges!! we got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and treasure to find!! it’s a non-stop thrill ride on dis server, so come join us and have da time of your life!!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

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