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Toilet Time Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, evacuation, funny, Houthi rockets, humor, India, lmfao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new toilets, pajeets, Protection, rocket attacks, Safety, Server, Shelters, Time, TOILET, toilet humor, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!

ProudlyJaponipSMPimpuc

90kg, ethnic korean, EURO, half, japonip, judo, Legit, lmfao, MEDAL, murao, orimpuc, Performance, Prideful, ProudlyJaponipSMPimpuc, silver

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	New Chunks Explored:	128723

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Murao winning a silver medal in judo while being half euro and half Korean? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as diverse as Murao’s heritage. Who knows, you might even discover your own hidden talent for judo while playing on our server. So come on, join us and let’s create some legendary moments together!

The LMFAO Minecraft SMP Party!

comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmfao, LMFAO entertainment, LMFAO humor, LMFAO jokes, LMFAO laughter, LMFAO memes, LMFAO moments, LMFAO quotes, LMFAO videos, LMFAOOOOOOOO, Minecraft, Party, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a giant flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or taming a herd of wild llamas to create a llama army. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco cow who can bust a move like no other.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant zombie apocalypse might break out or when a group of mischievous players will prank you by filling your house with hundreds of chickens. It’s all part of the fun on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BoomerRecon Minecraft Server

age difference, baby boomers, BoomerRecon, Boomers, Communication, Cultural differences, funny, generation gap, humor, internet humor, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmfao, memes, Millennials, Minecraft, misunderstanding, older generation, reconcile, Server, social media, Technology

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1798	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you cool kids out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see for yourself why boomers just can’t handle the awesomeness that awaits you!

EuroDrive Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, brother in Christ, budgeting, car rental, Costs, Cultural differences, Driving, EuroDrive, Europe, expensive, funny, gas prices, humor, international travel, lmfao, Minecraft, road trip, Server, Stereotypes, Transportation, travel, travel expenses, vacation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Crops Grown:	2377
Farms Harvested:	358	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of hearing Americans bragging about how expensive driving is in Europe? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you can drive for free! That’s right, no gas money, no car payments, just hop in your virtual car and cruise around our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Pig” mount. Yes, you heard that right. Ride a majestic flying pig through the skies and show off to all your friends. Who needs a car when you have a flying pig?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, it’s guarded by a horde of evil chickens with laser eyes. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join us on our insane Minecraft server, where driving is free, pigs can fly, and chickens shoot lasers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DramaCraft: Where Minecraft Drama Queens Reign Supreme!

Drama, drama queen, DramaCraft, Life, lmfao, Minecraft, Queen, QUEENS, raped, Reign, SUPREME, threatened

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like “I can’t even.” Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a good laugh. So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing more outrageous than the builds are the stories we make up about them!

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

#dudeweed, #dudeweedlmfao, BlazeCraft, GRASS, Greener, lmfao, Weed

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	4263	New Chunks Explored:	15644
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Items Found:	7310
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Votes:	2082
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

blocky, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, gtYLYL, haha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGH, laughs, lmfao, lol, lols, memes, Minecraft, rofl, Server, silly, social media, trending, viral, ylyl

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

The Cookie Realm Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Towns Built:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

A small friendly Pixelmon Server. We aim to have a simplistic attempt at playing pixelmon, We have hourly Pokehunts and weekly events on Wednesday night. We currently have 6 gyms made and plans for 2 more, an elite four and a champion player also. We have a friendly player base and very active admins to help you whenever they can.

We have a few plugins added to the server to help you with your pokemon journey like a GTS for trading pokemon and items as well as a wondertrade system too.

51.89.142.222:27070

Mavvs Server

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

This is a Small Survival Server that is mostly just me and sometimes a few friends just starting out. I am looking for new players to join and survive with! We have the silkspawner plugin along with a few others and I’m open to ideas for other helpful plugins. Overall I just want some chill people to play Minecraft with or even just join to make my world more lively! 🙂

167.114.173.182

Ameriland

Balanced Economy, Faction Survival, Multiplayer Survival, Parkour, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to AmeriLand, we are a survival server with clans.We have:• Healthy Community• Zonas PvP / PvE• Crates• Jobs• Parkour• EventsAnd many more things that we are waiting for you to discover.

AmeriLand.mysrv.us

CivlizationCraft

PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	260
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

You always wanted to experience Civilization 5 or 6 inside minecraft Now you can! Play with toghter with friend against other Civilizations, or team up with other Civilizations!

A one of a kind experience in Minecraft servers!

empress.minetexas.com

Lost coordinate

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

A new Vanilla server fresh reset for 1.14.4

This server by the name of “Lost Coordinate” was created in January 2019. At this time the server was made of two different servers (one 1.13, one beta server (1.0)) However, due to popular opinion, the server will now only be running the newest version. Feel free to connect and explore the features of the new update with us!

Discord: https://discord.gg/93YrUrH

Rules: No hacking, that’s it! (everything that is possible without a third party is allowed)

142.44.232.253

Buildoor island

PvP Survival, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Emeralds Found:	6265	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Brand New Lifesteal Server That Is Non P2W and Free To Play! We do weekly events and have a loving staff team! So join us today!

play.buildoormc.fun

Enderscape

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Enderscape is a survival server, aiming to deliver a friendly community and a quality Minecraft experience.

• Ranking system – complete quests to rank up and receive commands and more. 84 ranks total! • Lands – claim your land, expand and fight wars with enemy lands! • Other features include McMMO, custom enchants, VeinMiner and no phantoms.

enderscape.net

ReefCraft Network

Skyblock

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Farms Harvested:	256
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5

ReefCraft is a Network consisting of multiple servers!

We offer a great Skyblock experience with many features to enjoy.

play.reefcraft.net

True anarchy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	82	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Star Shards Collected:	206	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Join our unregulated haven! No rules, express yourself freely, share anything, and engage without constraints. Total liberation awaits

trueanarchy.mc.gg

InfinityMC

PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Hi welcome to InfinityMC! Australian hosted towny PvE server! —————————————————————————————————- We offer a rank-up based game play! Earn money through jobs and shops! Join a town or create your own and strive within the community Compete for the top of mcmmo Fight the custom mobs that spawn around the world Find the best custom gear! —————————————————————————————————-

Join today! Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/NEmPEwK Ip: InfinityMC.org

InfinityMC.org