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CraftySpy28

#intelligence gathering, 28 countries, counterintelligence, covert activities, CraftySpy28, diplomatic relations, Espionage, espionage network, foreign agents, government agencies, Intelligence Minister, Intelligence Operations, international affairs, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad, national security, security threats, SPIES, Surveillance, undercover operatives

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

hey u, yes u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, u should join our server cuz we got spies from 28 countries, just like Iran! we got secret missions, undercover ops, and even a secret base hidden in the depths of the nether! join now and be a spy for our server, uncovering secrets and taking down enemies with ur epic minecraft skills! what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most secretive and thrilling minecraft server out there!

FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Farms Harvested:	610	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

NanoRNACraft

biopsy, blood nanoparticles, Blood Test, Cancer, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, innovation, Invasive, less invasive, liquid biopsy, Medical research, Nanoparticles, NanoRNACraft, new class, Precision medicine, prostate cancer, researchers, RNA, Technology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4581	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so like, listen up gamers, dis server is like, totally outta dis world. we got like, scientists and stuff finding new classes of RNA in blood nanoparticles, like what even is that? but like, it’s gonna help diagnose prostate cancer without even having to do surgery, like, mind blown, right?

join dis server and you’ll be part of the most epic quest to discover new ways to save lives using Minecraft. who knew blocky pixels could be so life-changing, amirite? plus, we got like, secret labs and stuff where you can conduct experiments and maybe even cure diseases in the game.

so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world through Minecraft, join dis server now. who needs med school when you got a pickaxe and a dream, right? let’s do dis, gamers!

BratzCraft Minecraft Server

“2000s”, Bratz, bratz dolls, bratz fashion, bratz toys, BratzCraft, Childhood, Collectibles, Discontinued, dolls, dolls collection, fashion, fashion dolls, Girls, iconic, it’s over, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, Popular, Server, Toys

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, say goodbye to those basic servers because on our server, it’s over bratz!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are actually friendly and will do your bidding. Want a creeper to be your personal bodyguard? Done. Need a skeleton to serenade you with a lullaby? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect them all and become the wealthiest player in the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It’s over bratz, and it’s just getting started!

“CraftyClutz Minecraft SMP” Good thing: I can build amazing structures with redstone Bad thing: I always accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base

accidentally, amazing, bad thing, base, BUILD, CraftyClutz, good thing, introspection, Minecraft, negative traits, personal growth, positive traits, redstoneBad, SELF AWARENESS, self awareness activities, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-criticism, self-evaluation, set, SMPGood, Strengths, Structures, Tnt, Traps, weaknesses

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Towns Built:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

One good thing about me is that I can build epic structures in Minecraft that will make your jaw drop. One bad thing is that I have a tendency to accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base… oops! But hey, at least it keeps things interesting on the server, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and epic builds that will leave you in awe. Just make sure to watch your step around me and my TNT shenanigans!

ToiletTroubleCraft

accessibility, Chronic illness, disability awareness, disability discrimination, disability rights, disabled rights, disabled toilets, flare up, inflammatory bowel disease, inflammatory bowel disease flare, invisible disability, Invisible illness, judgemental, Respect, restroom accessibility, restroom accommodations, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom use, ToiletTroubleCraft, ulcerative colitis

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is welcome, regardless of their disability status or lack thereof! We don’t discriminate here, unlike that wheelchair warrior who tried to gatekeep the disabled toilets in real life.

Join our server and build your own accessible toilets for all to use, disabled or not! Show that judgmental prick from the restaurant what true inclusivity looks like. Plus, you never know when you might need a quick escape to the virtual bathroom during a heated PvP battle – no judgment here!

So come on in, craft your heart out, and remember: on our server, everyone is disabled…ly awesome at Minecraft!

CraftyLuxeMC

appreciation, Childhood, CraftyLuxeMC, experiences, Gratitude, gratitude practice, growing up, humble beginnings, luxuries, Memories, mindset, Nostalgia, overcoming adversity, perspective, POVERTY, Reflection, resilience, simple pleasures, small things, Struggle, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Animals Bred:	190
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury resort for all you former dirt hut dwellers out there!

Join our server and experience the high life with diamond-studded dirt blocks, golden apple trees, and a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground treasure vault filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie guards!

So why settle for a measly dirt hut when you can live like royalty on our server? Join now and start living the Minecraft high life!

PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

beauty industry, Beauty Products, Chemicals, Cosmetic ingredients, Cosmetics, Gestation, health risks, high blood pressure, makeup, maternal health, MAYHEM, parabens, Phenols, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnancy health, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, Risk, skincare, sunscreen, toxic chemicals

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Buildings Constructed:	35
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crops Grown:	7181
Buildings Constructed:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!