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NoPeeZoneCraft

Boundaries, child rearing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cultural norms, embarrassing situations., family dynamics, farm etiquette, farm life, father-in-law relationships, generational differences, husband-wife dynamics, NoPeeZoneCraft, outdoor behavior, parenting, personal hygiene, privacy, Respect, rural living, social expectations, traditional values

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5939	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where peeing wherever you want is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our farm-themed server is the perfect place for those who want to let loose and relieve themselves wherever the urge strikes. Need to go while building a castle? No problem! Just let it flow wherever you please.

Join us for a truly unique experience where even the kids get in on the action. Our server is filled with hilarious moments like catching grandpa peeing in the driveway or watching dad take a leak behind the barn. It’s a family-friendly environment where bodily functions are celebrated and embraced.

So come on down to our server and let it all hang out – literally! Who needs designated bathrooms when you have the freedom to pee wherever you want? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft server around. Just be sure to watch your step – you never know where someone might have left a surprise!

NoMoreExesPls

10. Self-centered personalities, 11. Insecure individuals, 12. Commitment-phobic partners, 13. Irresponsible behavior, 14. Lazy partners, 15. Lack of communication, 16. Immature behavior, 17. Unfaithful partners, 18. Abusive relationships, 19. Unsupportive partners, 2. Narcissistic behavior, 20. Dishonest individuals., 3. Cheaters, 4. Manipulative partners, 5. Controlling individuals, 6. Liars, 7. Emotional abusers, 8. Untrustworthy people, 9. Disrespectful partners, NoMoreExesPls, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of dating creepers who blow up your heart? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate! Join us and say goodbye to players who mine your emotions and craft drama. Our server is filled with charming villagers, handsome knights in shining diamond armor, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for love. So if you’re ready to swipe right on a new adventure, come join us and let the love potions flow!

SettleCraft: TurboLandGrab

annexation, Conflict, disputed territory, human rights violations, illegal settlements, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israeli settlements, land grab, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, occupation, Palestinian rights, Palestinian territories, Politics, SettleCraft, settlement expansion, territorial disputes, TurboLandGrab, united nations, West Bank

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	157

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have the craziest land grabs in all of minecraft history! we be turbocharging our settlement expansion like never before, making the west bank look like a tiny village compared to our epic builds. join us for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life, where u can conquer lands and build ur empire like a true boss. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

CryptoCraft: Conspiracy Extremists & Dark Personalities

Analysis, Behavior, Beliefs, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, Dark, dark personality characteristics, data, extremists, findings, Investment, Machiavellianism, narcissism, non-mainstream political ideologies, Personalities, personality traits, political extremism, Psychology, psychopathy, research, sadism, study, Support, survey

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

So, like, if ya wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta be into cryptocurrency, ya know? Cuz apparently, peeps who invest in that stuff are all about conspiracy theories and being super extreme with their politics. Like, they’re all about that dark side, with narcissism and psychopathy and all that jazz.

So, if you’re a total conspiracy nut who loves a good political debate and has a touch of the ol’ sadism, then this server is totally for you! Join now and let your dark side shine in the world of blocks and creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret government plot hidden in the pixels. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out!

Welcome to Dreamland, where building dreams and destroying friendships is our specialty!

#english speaking, battle arena, building, cracked accounts, Datapacks, Destroying, Difficulty, discord server, Dreamland, dreams, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, Griefing, Latest Version, Map Wipes, nether portal, nether roof, Obsidian Pillars, PvP, quality of life, rules, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Specialty, Survival, Villager Raids

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Emeralds Found:	8081
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	7829
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5419	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to Dreamland Headquarters Minecraft Server
The Place where you can Build Your Dreams

Dreamland Headquarters is a Vanilla+ Survival Minecraft Server. We use Datapacks to add just a few extra features to the game that are in our opinion quality of life improvements. The game is Vanilla SMP.

We are a Java Only Server

We are on Normal Difficulty

We are a Whitelist Server

We are a 15+ Server

We are mainly an English-speaking server but welcome players from all over the world

We will try to avoid map wipes at all costs. Some updates to Minecraft make that impossible

We stay on the latest version of Minecraft (Currently 1.21)

We want to make a safe and fun place for players of all kinds.

All Players Must Be Apart Of The Dreamland Headquarters Discord Server

Once you are part of the Discord server, add your Minecraft Username to the proper channel to be added to the Whitelist

Invitation Link To Dreamland Headquarters Discord Server: discord.gg/vg6XaPSQDQ

DO NOT Grief Server Builds (i.e. do not break blocks, steal items, or kill mobs)
DO NOT Grief Players Bases/Builds (i.e. do not break blocks, steal items, or kill mobs)
PVP is only voluntary, both parties must agree to it and it must happen in the Battle Arena
DO NOT Build a Nether Portal within 1000 Blocks of Spawn
DO NOT Break down the Obsidian Pillars in the End
DO NOT build on the Nether Roof
DO NOT cause Any Villager Raids at the Spawn Village
No Cracked or Illegal Accounts
This Server is for Discord Server Members Only

The Rules For The Dreamland Headquarters:

FAQs:

How can I join the Minecraft server?

To join the server, you must be part of the Dreamland Headquarters Discord server. Once you are in the Discord server, add your Minecraft Username to the proper channel to be added to the Whitelist.

What version of Minecraft does the server use?

The server stays on the latest version of Minecraft, currently 1.21.

What are the rules of the server?

The rules include no griefing server or player builds, voluntary PVP in the Battle Arena, no building Nether Portals near spawn, and more. Please refer to the detailed rules above.

Can players from all over the world join the server?

Yes, the server welcomes players from all over the world, but it is primarily an English-speaking server.

PixelLife Minecraft Server

AVOID, avoidable, avoidable fate, Behavior, Choices, consequences, Decision making, Decisions, Direction, fate, Future, habits, life choices, Lifestyle, mindset, Minecraft, outcome, Path, picrel, PixelLife, SELF AWARENESS, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	172
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	6823	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your life choices and wondering how you ended up in such a crazy place.

Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of madness, where you never know what’s waiting for you around the corner. One minute you could be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you could be caught in a battle with a horde of zombie chickens riding on giant spiders.

But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed a rebellion against the players, claiming they deserve equal rights in the Minecraft world. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, the insanity, and the sheer absurdity of it all, then come join us on this wild ride. Just be prepared to question your life choices along the way.

FedexDriverSuck Minecraft Server

delivery service, driveway delivery, dumbbell delivery, fedex asshole, fedex delivery, fedex delivery driver, fedex delivery guy, fedex delivery person, fedex delivery service, fedex driver, fedex drivers, fedex packages, FedexDriverSuck, heavy item delivery, heavy lifting, heavy packages, home delivery, Minecraft, online shopping, ordering dumbbells, package delivery, Server, suck on it

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you a workout while you play? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of carrying 60lb dumbbells up a virtual driveway while dodging angry FedEx delivery guys! It’s the only server where you can build and fight your way to victory while also getting ripped in the process. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show that FedEx guy who’s boss!

FireworkFrenzy Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, compromise, dog anxiety, dog boarding, family gathering, FireworkFrenzy, fireworks, fireworks display, fireworks rivalry, fireworks safety, fireworks show, guest etiquette, hunting dog, lake property, loud noises, Minecraft, neighbors, out of state, pandemic, pet care, pet parent, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Void Gems Collected:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as explosive as a 4th of July fireworks show? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even your dog mom sister-in-law’s fur baby would be shook!

Join us for a blast of a time with fireworks that will make your neighbor’s rivalry look like child’s play. And don’t worry, we promise not to shut down the fun at 10:30pm – we’re partying all night long!

So come on over and bring your dog, your cat, your pet rock – we don’t discriminate! Just be prepared for a wild ride that even your brother can’t resist. Join now for a host of a good time!

WeddingCraft: No +1 Glam Squad

aita, Boundaries, bridal suite, Bridesmaids, brother-in-law, capacity, Communication, consideration, Decision making, Etiquette, getting ready, Girlfriend, glam, hair, Hassle, makeup, MIL, refusal, squad, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mines Excavated:	2877	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unexpected guests are treated like royalty! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and glamour, just like the time my mother-in-law demanded to have her makeup and hair done for my wedding, even though she’s not a bridesmaid and I’ve only met her once.

But fear not, for on this server, everyone gets pampered like a princess, even if it means causing chaos and confusion for the makeup and hair stylists. So come join us for a wedding day experience like no other, where you never know who might show up demanding to be beautified!

TurnOnTurnOff Minecraft Server

attraction, DISLIKES, individual interests, individual turn offs, Individuality, interests, likes, Minecraft, personal quirks, personal taste, personal turn ons, Preferences, QUIRKS, Server, turn off, turn on, TurnOnTurnOff, Unconventional, unconventional preferences, unconventional turn ons, unique attractions, unique preferences, unusual turn offs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you’re into turning off the lights before you mine diamonds, because darkness is your best friend. Or maybe you get a thrill out of building your house right next to a creeper spawner, because who needs peace and quiet anyway?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you die, you respawn as a chicken for 5 minutes. Why? Because why not! It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as weird and wacky as you are, come join us and embrace your inner oddball. Who knows, you might just find that being a little different is the most fun you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft.