LMAOOOOO Minecraft Servers

LMAOOOOO Minecraft Servers

  • Valve’s Player-Powered Anti-Cheat Minecraft Server

    Valve’s Player-Powered Anti-Cheat Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 6486
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4312
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Do you ever wish you could be the one to catch those pesky cheaters in your favorite games? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to the next level by outsourcing our anti-cheat to our very own player base! That’s right, you could be the hero we need to keep our server clean of hackers and exploiters.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for creating the most insane and challenging gameplay experiences. From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest gaming community around. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets behind Valve’s decision to outsource their anti-cheat – and maybe even save the gaming world in the process!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Signs of Life Minecraft Server

    Signs of Life Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 561
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some crazy adventures! We demand signs of life from all our players – literally! That’s right, if you don’t build a giant sign declaring your love for our server, you might just disappear into the void forever. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face around here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomTalkMinecraft Server

    MomTalkMinecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 2962
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Mines Excavated: 2826
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8077 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Falling into the Void: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Towns Built: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe haven from toxic relationships and crazy family dynamics.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom criticizing your interior design choices. You can mine for diamonds without the fear of your dad getting mad at you for not doing the dishes. And best of all, you can join our therapy group sessions where we work through our virtual family issues by building pixelated bridges instead of burning real ones.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family therapy when you have a pickaxe and a stack of TNT to blow up your problems? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnoozeCraft – Alarm Edition

    SnoozeCraft – Alarm Edition
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 1099
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch someone else’s property without getting scolded? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of snoozing alarms on iPhones left unattended at dinner theaters!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, an alarm starts blaring in your ear. But fear not, on our server, you can tap that snooze button without any repercussions! Your friends and family will be amazed at your bravery as you take matters into your own hands.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy stories just waiting to unfold. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items, or even encounter a group of players who will thank you for snoozing their alarms.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knew touching someone else’s property could lead to such epic moments in Minecraft? Don’t be a snooze, be a hero on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StabbedCraft: Last Words?

    StabbedCraft: Last Words?
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 8436
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being stabbed again! Our virtual world is so safe, even the creepers have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. Plus, our resident witch doctor can heal any wounds with his magical potions made from rare ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. So come join us and leave the real world behind – where the only thing you’ll be saying is “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FingerlessCraft2021

    FingerlessCraft2021
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9898
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.

    SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?

    COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MelodyCraft: Rock, Disco, Hip-Hop!

    MelodyCraft: Rock, Disco, Hip-Hop!
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 4609
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Dragon Scales Harvested: 327
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where the melodies are as complex as a potato! we got disco balls and hip-hop zombies roaming around, making the tunes drop like it’s hot!

    back in 1975, the melodies took a nosedive like a creeper exploding in your face, but we survived and kept on jamming. then in 2000, the melodies dropped lower than a diamond in a lava pit, but we rose from the ashes like a phoenix made of note blocks.

    if you want to experience the wildest music adventure in minecraft history, join us now! we promise you won’t be disappointed, unless you expect to find actual chart-topping music, then you might be out of luck. but who needs that when you can have a blast with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TNP Limitless 7: When 699 mods just aren’t enough for your Minecraft addiction!

    TNP Limitless 7: When 699 mods just aren’t enough for your Minecraft addiction!
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 771
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Gods Slained: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server: TNP Limitless 7

    IP 95.217.104.88:25570
    Modpack TNP Limitless 7 Modpack
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    Overview:

    TNP Limitless 7 server is a small and friendly server hosting the TNP Limitless 7 modpack with over 700 mods. The server does not have any banned items, offering players a comprehensive and diverse gameplay experience.

    Features:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? No, the server is open to all players.
    Are there any banned items on the server? No, there are no banned items.
    How can I join the server? Simply connect using the provided IP address: 95.217.104.88:25570
    Is there a Discord server for community interaction? Yes, you can join our Discord community using the provided link.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MadCraft Minecraft Server

    MadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8012
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Magic Items Found: 4395 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your pet chicken, and battle evil zombie llamas with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So come on over and join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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