lmaojohn Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

– OJCraft – CitrusCraft – OrangeYouGlad – OrangeYouCrafty – VitaminMC – OrangeIsTheNewCraft – OrangeYouMine – OrangeCrushCraft – TangyTerra – PeelCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Towns Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is blue and the pigs wear sunglasses! Forget everything you thought you knew about Reagan county, because we’ve turned it into a psychedelic paradise that will blow your mind (in a good way, we promise).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Asian Minecraft players and the WMAF advocates as they fight for control over the color scheme of our world. Will the grass stay blue, or will it turn red, white, and blue like a true patriot? Only time will tell, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!

But that’s not all – we’ve got flying llamas, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, anything is possible – even turning Reagan county into a technicolor dreamland. Let the madness begin!

Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

America, civil war, Conflict, Crafty, Crisis, Democracy, Division, election season, emergency, fear, Future, Government, lols, meets, memes, Minecraft, PARANOIA, POL, Political, Preparation, second civil war, society, uncertainty, united states, Unrest

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4523	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Buildings Constructed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of worrying about civil war breaking out in the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no civil war” policy! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any potential civil war instigators. So come on, join us and let’s build a peaceful and harmonious virtual community together!

DullCraft: Where even the creepers are bored! Join now for a snooze-fest of a good time!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is anything but dull!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), then come join us and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not Just a Random Number

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the sky, battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of zombie llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Nations: ‘>your country’ Edition

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your love life! Are you ready to dive into a world where the blocks are as stacked as the players? Join us if you think you can handle a Latina – because our server is hotter than a desert temple in the middle of summer!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a heartbroken ex looking for revenge, and the zombies are just misunderstood creatures looking for a friend. Can you survive the chaos and become the ultimate blocky champion?

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love in a world made of blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Poopocalypse Adventures

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Runes Activated:	7

Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	137

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).