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BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, baryonyx, BaryonyxBash, Blender models, Downloads, fang board, fic spreadsheet, FICS, gator, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, theropod, thread archives, THURSDAY, thursdays, tired, tq, Wani Hug

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Votes:	4854
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of hugging gators, battling dragons, and building your own pixelated empire. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got AI chatbots that will make you question your sanity, Blender models that will blow your mind, and low poly models that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro video game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just hug the gator.

MakeupCraft Minecraft Server

12-year-old, AITAH, Birthday Party, brother, eyeliner, foundation, Gifting, inappropriate gift, lip gloss, makeup, MakeupCraft, Mascara, middle school, Minecraft, Niece, niece’s gift, parenting, Server, Single dad, social media, sol de janeiro, Ulta

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only inappropriate gift you’ll receive is a creeper explosion in your face! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Forget about worrying over makeup for a 12-year-old, here you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic castles to even think about it. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to deal with any overprotective parents trying to take away your loot.

So come on, join us and let’s show your brother that makeup is the least of his worries when it comes to raising a Minecraft warrior like yourself. Who needs lip gloss when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft, build, and conquer together on this epic Minecraft server!

RuleBreakerCraft

bio dad, Boyfriend, breaking a rule, CARD, Caring, DAUGHTER, family, Friend, husband, KIND, Messaging, outside perspective., Phone, PRETTY, Reassuring, REWARD, RuleBreakerCraft, sad stuff, Shein, Struggling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	1412	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed after 11pm? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to never stop having a good time!

Last night, one player caught their daughter breaking the rules by messaging someone at 1am. But guess what? It wasn’t a secret boyfriend, it was her friend Hannah who was going through a tough time. And instead of punishing her, the player rewarded her with a shopping spree on Shein! Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, where breaking the rules leads to unexpected rewards and heartwarming moments. Who needs strict parents and boring servers when you can have a wild and unpredictable adventure with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCreeperDateDisaster

awkward date, bad date, CraftyCreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, dating horror story, disastrous date, embarrassing date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever happened, worst date ever recounted, worst date ever shared, worst date ever told, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Items Found:	8935	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Have you ever been on a date where your partner turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine diamonds together and build a love shack that would make even Romeo and Juliet jealous. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can have a virtual picnic in the lush forests of our server? So ditch the bad dates and come find your true love in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is just a /tp away!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreements, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, historical context, international relations, kyiv, Minecraft, Moscow, new normal, peace negotiations, political dynamics, regional stability, Russian soil, security measures, Server, territorial disputes, Ukrainian presence, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ores Mined:	4817
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	276
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where kyiv and moscow have switched places and now ukraine is chillin on russian soil like it ain’t no thang. that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans u can expect on our server. join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of confusion. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on over and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

NavyCraft Starlink Deployment

Communication, connectivity, deployment, elon musk, Global Coverage, innovation, internet access, long range communication, maritime operations, Military, national security, naval fleet, naval technology, naval warfare, NavyCraft, Satellite Internet, spacex, starlink, Technology, U.S. Navy, Warships

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	179
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. NAVY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT STARLINK IS BEING DEPLOYED ON U.S. NAVY WARSHIPS JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON IT!

IMAGINE SAILING THE SEAS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR NAVY BUDDIES. WHO NEEDS TORPEDOES WHEN YOU’VE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS, RIGHT?

JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN RUN INTO A SQUID THAT CAN BUILD REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. YEAH, WEIRD, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL.

VaxCraft: Mental Health Edition

adverse effects, Covid-19, data analysis, Edition, global impact, health, health data, Healthcare, incidence, long-term effects, Mental, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental illnesses, mitigation, pandemic, post-COVID-19, public health, research findings, severe COVID-19, study, unvaccinated people, vaccination, VaxCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2896	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

So, like, you know how covid sucks, right? Well, on this server, we got a cure for that! Just play with us and you’ll never have to worry about getting covid again! Our virtual world is like a magical vaccine that protects you from all the bad stuff, including mental illnesses! Join us now and say goodbye to your worries, because on this server, we only spread good vibes and epic adventures! Let’s build a world where covid doesn’t exist and mental illnesses are just a myth, bro! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s conquer this virtual land together and live happily ever after!

CraftyCave – Minecraft Server

2024 competition, Achievement Diary, behind the scenes, chat channel, Communication, CraftyCave, deadman armageddon, Diaries, Info, Minecraft, miscellaneous fixes, new player, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, sailing, Server, skilling competition, twitter, Website, Wiki, woman-at-arms

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7894	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because our server is like a woman-at-arms on hard mode – tough, fierce, and ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic adventures like sailing behind the scenes, where you’ll discover hidden treasures and uncover ancient secrets. Or take on the Deadman Armageddon challenge, where only the bravest survive and the loot is out of this world.

But that’s not all – we have miscellaneous fixes that will blow your mind, like turning pigs into flying unicorns and making creepers breakdance on command. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

If you’re new to the game, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with quests that will make you question reality and diaries that will test your sanity. And if you ever need help, just hop into our chat channel “fart cc” where the most elite players gather to share tips, tricks, and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and compete in our 2024 Skilling Competition, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now!

IsSheEverComingBack Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, doubt, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Hope, Is she ever coming back, IsSheEverComingBack, Loneliness, long distance relationships, longing, lost love, love, Minecraft, missing you, moving on, Questioning, relationship struggles, Sadness, second chances, smp, uncertainty, Waiting

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of waiting for your friend to come back to that boring old Minecraft server? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that moonwalk instead of exploding. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Plus, our Nether is filled with lava that smells like freshly baked cookies.

So why wait for your friend to come back when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DestinationCraftUS

booked flights, brother’s request, destination wedding, DestinationCraftUS, dream venue, due date conflict, family conflicts, family drama, greece, guest inconvenience, international wedding, last minute changes, losing money, non-refundable deposits, pregnant girlfriend, selfish accusations, small reception, venue reservation, wedding cancellation, wedding planning

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what block to build with next!

On our server, you can create your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky in-laws or pregnant girlfriends. Plus, you won’t have to worry about losing money on non-refundable deposits – because everything in Minecraft is free!

Join now and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a Greek wedding when you can have a blocky celebration with all your friends from around the world? Build your dream venue, invite your guests, and let the virtual festivities begin! No family drama allowed, only fun and blocks for days.