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>be me
>almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents
>want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server
>getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments
>one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup
>ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art
>1h later
>”sorry this property was taken yesterday”
>pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair
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