so like, picture this: ur mining in a cave, right? and suddenly a zombie screams at u in a high-pitched voice! turns out it’s just ur ex-roommate’s ghost who’s haunted by all the times she yelled at u to “get out” of her space 😝 no one is safe from the drama!

u can build ur own house and throw a pillow fort party with a bunch of endermen who really don’t care about ur feelings but might lend u a block or two (but ONLY if u bring snacks 🍕).

also, watch out for the traveling salesman who hasn’t showered in a week (we don’t ask questions) but has the best deals on enchanted pickaxes and marshmallow fluff! soooo worth it tbh.

ever wanted to rage at the pixels? now’s ur chance! every week we host “YELL AT THE ZOMBIES” night where u can vent ur frustrations and the creepers will actively try to blow up ur feelings. imagine that, right?

and when u feel like bein a hero, save a villager from having to listen to gossip by trading them rotten flesh for a diamond pickaxe!! talk about a win-win!

JOIN NOW or u might be stuck with boring, grown-up problems forever, and trust me, nobody wants that. 😜🎮✨