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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9733 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
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