so, like, have you ever wanted to see congress and public officials struggle like the rest of us plebs? well, now you can on our minecraft server! watch as they mine for diamonds and fight off creepers all while earning minimum wage. it’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form. join now for a front row seat to the chaos and hilarity! who needs netflix when you have this server, amirite?
Minimum Wage Congress
MineCraftMoolah
Join our Minecraft server where being a virtual potato farmer is the most lucrative profession! Our potatoes are made of pure gold and diamonds, so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. Plus, rumor has it that the potato king himself will personally thank you for your hard work by showering you with even more precious spuds.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Mafia, a group of ruthless poultry who control the black market trade of enchanted feathers. Join their ranks and you’ll have access to exclusive deals on rare items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start your journey to potato farming greatness! Who knew being a virtual farmer could be so profitable and exciting?
NoTipNoPayMC
join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of villagers who refuse to tip the players for their hard work! but don’t worry, because on our server, the players have banded together to overthrow the evil villagers and create a utopia where everyone gets paid in diamonds!not only that, but we have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone brave enough to try and steal them. and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the nether where the pigs have taken over and built their own civilization, complete with piggy banks full of treasures.
so come join us on our server and help us fight the tyranny of the non-tipping villagers and discover all the wacky adventures that await you! who needs tips when you have diamonds and golden eggs, amirite?