Build your empire in a world where financial ruin is just a block away. Will you be the one to control the Kilopound Economy and rule over the land, or will you be left penniless and begging for scraps? Join now and see how the Kilopound Economy will change the way you play Minecraft forever!
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual nursery for Becca’s baby, complete with pixelated cribs and baby creepers. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience the chaos of Minecraft instead?
Don’t worry about getting kicked out like poor OP in the story above. On our server, everyone is welcome to stay and build to their heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict “no crying over virtual blocks” policy – unless they’re tears of joy from finding diamonds, of course.
So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own baby daddy (or mommy) in the pixelated world of Minecraft. See you there!
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.
the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.