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RegretCraft: Insomnia Edition

biggest regret, Edition, emotional baggage, Healing Process, inner turmoil, insomnia, letting go, living in the past, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets in life, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, sleepless nights, unresolved emotions

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of carrying around the burden of your biggest regret like a backpack full of anvils? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to help you forget all about it! Join us and let our pixelated world whisk you away to a land of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

Imagine a place where your biggest regret is transformed into a cute little blocky pig that follows you around, reminding you that life is too short to dwell on the past. Build a giant monument to your regret and then blow it up with a TNT cannon, because why not?

Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your regrets behind in a cloud of pixelated smoke.

PixelPainWhatIf

constant what ifs, deep regrets, dwelling on the past, emotional pain, endless what ifs, haunting thoughts, inner turmoil, lingering regrets, living in the past, living with regrets, lost opportunities, missed chances, painful memories, painful regrets, past mistakes, PixelPainWhatIf, second guessing, self-blame, self-doubt, unresolved what ifs, What If Scenarios

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of living with the pain of “what ifs”? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest “what ifs” can come true! What if you could ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? What if you could build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? What if you could tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what if you joined our server today?

Neighborhood Watch Minecraft SMP

city life, cityscape, Community, dwelling place, home sweet home, Hometown, local area, location, Minecraft, Neighborhood, place of origin, post a picture, residential district, Roots, smp, street view, suburban scene, town view, urban landscape, urban living, village vibes, watch, where are you from

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Votes:	5135
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	112

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right), or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build a giant toilet out of pink wool in under 10 minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Llama Mafia” who roam the land on their trusty llamas, demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! And don’t forget to post a pic of your neighborhood – we need to make sure you’re not secretly a llama spy in disguise!

CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, CraftyCreeper, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, Game, general, guides, INFORMATION, Kissing dotards, League players, Lore, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4081	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with kissing dotards and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.

And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

character creation, Community, COSPLAY, costume design, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, FANTASY, Gaming, historical reenactment, identity exploration, immersive experience, interactive experience, ITALIANS, larp, live Action Role Play, Minecraft, new worlders, PastaCrafters, role playing, simulation, smp, storytelling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5545	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	31
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	4897
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	6848
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Enchantments Applied:	136
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mines Excavated:	4501

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Star Shards Collected:	140	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9436
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.