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  • 1%HomelessCraft

    1%HomelessCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon THE most lit server in the whole dang universe. This place is like a magical wonderland of blocky goodness, where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. And get this – every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the creepers bust out their sickest dance moves? Yeah, it’s a thing.

    So if you wanna join the ranks of the elite 1% (the homeless people, duh), come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCanuckz: 1 in 4 Poverty-Free Zone

    CraftyCanuckz: 1 in 4 Poverty-Free Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if you join dis server, you won’t be one of dem Canadians living in poverty, cuz we got virtual diamonds and emeralds for days, yo! like, who needs real money when you can have a virtual mansion made out of blocks?

    our server is so lit, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs dropping golden apples. and get this, if you find the secret treasure chest hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

    plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family that’s always there to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of a potato or just someone to talk to about your day. so come join us and leave poverty behind, cuz in our world, the only thing poor is your sense of humor.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TaiwanCraft: Where even the creepers are confused about geography!

    TaiwanCraft: Where even the creepers are confused about geography!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the shithole that is Taiwan and join a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us because we have unicorns riding rainbows and leprechauns guarding our treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    Our server is so amazing that even the rich Taiwanese are leaving their mansions behind to join us in the quest for pixelated glory.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to build a castle made of cheese or ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the shithole of Taiwan behind for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Poo Paradise: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Adventure!

    Pixel Poo Paradise: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Adventure!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is like a third world shithole, but with a twist – you get to build your own hovel out of pixelated blocks!

    Join us for the ultimate survival challenge where you’ll have to fend off creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry llama. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about running water or electricity bills!

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Who needs riches when you can have a pack of bloodthirsty canines as your loyal companions?

    So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual third world shithole without any of the actual consequences. Who needs real life when you can have Minecraft, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SweatshopCraft: Where Bald and Bankrupt would rather be exploring!

    SweatshopCraft: Where Bald and Bankrupt would rather be exploring!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bald and Bankrupt’s adventures? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey that’s crazier than a sweat shop love story.

    Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.

    But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

    Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

    So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AussierSMP

    AussierSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    # AussierSMP is a towny smp that features: Make civilizations or join one, Declare war/make treaties, Make your own nations, Build together, Make friends!

    There will also be mini-games coming soon such as: Bedwars, skywars, Build battle, Death run

    *Server Ip is in the discord. You also need to send your minecraft username in the whitelist request channel to be whitelisted aswell.*

    Join now! https://discord.gg/GU7RcE9ac3

    Aussiersmp.shock-zone.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Atlas Earth Season 2: Where you can live out your wildest nation-building dreams!

    Atlas Earth Season 2: Where you can live out your wildest nation-building dreams!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    After a successful first season, we are doing a rerun with better than ever improvements. We have a strong community that we would like to see you involved in. Over the past 3 years as a community, we feel it is time to grow and expand into more of a larger playerbase. If you would be interested in joining in on the fun, join our discord. For more details of our server, please watch the trailer below.

    Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NjOF7h9D20

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XPFKtS4tDM

    List of Features:

    Feature
    Custom underground dungeons
    Dynmap with nations integration, allowing one to view who belongs to what nation
    World-wrapping world border, like a sphere
    A way to create nations and manage roles within, as well as conducting diplomacy
    Many more smaller tweaks and Quality of Life changes

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.
    Is the server modded? No, the server is not modded. It runs on vanilla Minecraft with some custom features.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience for everyone.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Love Minecraft Server

    Blocky Love Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate! We have a whole village of eligible white men just waiting to build a blocky future with you. From crafting romantic dinners to building pixelated love nests, our server is the perfect place to find love in a cubic world. So come on, don’t be square – join us and start swiping right on those white men today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JustedCraft Minecraft Server

    JustedCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting “justed” on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, getting “justed” is a thing of the past! Join us and experience a world where getting “justed” is just a myth, like unicorns or responsible creepers.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Rumor has it he even hosts weekly dance parties at his haunted mansion.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. They throw the wildest parties and always welcome new players to join in on the fun. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to getting “justed” forever. Who needs diamonds when you have llamas and Herobrine throwing dance parties?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP