Join our epic Minecraft server where the male characters are sexy and formidable! We have conducted studies that show men on our server have gained height and weight at double the rate of women, making them absolute units in the game. This increased sexual size dimorphism gives them an advantage in attracting female characters and dominating in physical competitions with other players. So come join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled adventure!
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Blocky Bros: Height, Weight, & Sexiness
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HoarderVomitCraft
Are you tired of living in a world filled with hoarders and their disgusting messes? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where hoarding is not only encouraged, but celebrated!Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by towering piles of dirt, stacks of random items, and chests overflowing with useless junk. But wait, it gets even better! Our players have taken hoarding to a whole new level, with entire houses made out of nothing but cobblestone and gravel.
But the real fun begins when you stumble upon the secret hoarder’s den, where the most disgusting and vile items are hidden away. From stacks of rotten flesh to chests filled with spider eyes, you never know what treasures you might find in this hoarder’s paradise. So come join us on our server and embrace the chaos of hoarding in Minecraft like never before!
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BrokeBoiMC SMP
OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.
So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything
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Eco Chic Ladies Crafty Haven
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, AND GOLD FOR DAYS. NOT TO MENTION, THE SKY IS LITERALLY MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS FLY AROUND GIVING OUT FREE COOKIES.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO. FLY AROUND, SHOOT LASERS FROM YOUR EYES, AND SAVE THE DAY LIKE A BOSS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT PINK FLUFFY BUNNY AS A PET? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT BUNNY AND SPREAD JOY AND HAPPINESS TO ALL THE PLAYERS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
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StinkyFriendAITAH
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your friend’s house? Look no further! Join our server for a chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your sanity.Just like how you tried to clean up your friend’s house, you’ll find yourself constantly trying to keep up with the madness on our server. Piles of blocks everywhere, animals running amok, and a general disregard for cleanliness – it’s a hoarder’s paradise!
But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your messy building habits. In fact, we encourage it! Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild in a world where cleanliness is overrated.
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual hoarder’s nightmare. Who needs a clean house when you can have a messy Minecraft server instead?
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BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.
Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.
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DeleteTheCreepersAndLag
Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of zombies trying to eat your brains? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve deleted all the annoying mobs and replaced them with cute little bunnies that drop diamonds when you pet them!But that’s not all! We’ve also removed all the boring blocks like dirt and gravel and replaced them with rainbow-colored blocks that give you superpowers when you mine them. Want to fly like a superhero? Just mine a pink block and watch yourself soar through the sky!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve also added a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama down there just waiting to be tamed and ridden into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!
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1%HomelessCraft
Yo, so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon THE most lit server in the whole dang universe. This place is like a magical wonderland of blocky goodness, where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats.But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. And get this – every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the creepers bust out their sickest dance moves? Yeah, it’s a thing.
So if you wanna join the ranks of the elite 1% (the homeless people, duh), come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
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CraftyCanuckz: 1 in 4 Poverty-Free Zone
so like, if you join dis server, you won’t be one of dem Canadians living in poverty, cuz we got virtual diamonds and emeralds for days, yo! like, who needs real money when you can have a virtual mansion made out of blocks?our server is so lit, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs dropping golden apples. and get this, if you find the secret treasure chest hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family that’s always there to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of a potato or just someone to talk to about your day. so come join us and leave poverty behind, cuz in our world, the only thing poor is your sense of humor.