Living at home Minecraft Servers

Living At Home

  • ParentalRescue Minecraft Server

    ParentalRescue Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of living with strict parents like no other! Join us for outrageous rules and regulations that will make you feel right at home – literally!

    Imagine paying $512 a month to live in a virtual world where your parents dictate your every move. No friends over, no leaving without permission, and a strict 9pm curfew – just like being 15 again, right? But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have to volunteer 6 hours a week to “find yourself and help people” because why not add some extra pressure to your already stressful virtual life?

    But fear not, because unlike real life, you can escape this madness by simply logging off. No need to blow up at your virtual parents or worry about being thrown on the virtual streets. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos of our Minecraft server where you can be ungrateful and unkind without any real-life consequences.

    So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual parental control simulator! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BroWedding Minecraft Server

    BroWedding Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and focus on building your own future! No more awkward conversations about contributing to weddings, just pure fun and creativity!

    On our server, you can create your own virtual college campus and save up for your dream education without any judgment from family members. Build your own personal goals and achieve them without anyone questioning your priorities.

    Don’t let anyone make you feel guilty for prioritizing your future over someone else’s wedding. Join our server and surround yourself with like-minded players who understand the importance of self-care and personal growth.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and start building the life you deserve, free from family drama and guilt trips!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingCraft: No Parents Allowed!

    WeddingCraft: No Parents Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Then come join our Minecraft server, where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken!

    Join us and leave behind the real world drama like our player who dodged family gatherings to avoid his sister’s shenanigans. Build your own family of friends on our server and never worry about being pressured to attend awkward family events ever again.

    Forget about apologizing for causing divides or being the bigger person – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. And hey, if your family tries to send you a large check to make amends, just return it and keep on crafting away in peace.

    So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a rollercoaster or a secret underground base filled with treasure. Join now and start your new drama-free adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PrettyCraft – SonApproved

    PrettyCraft – SonApproved

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a tall, athletic, handsome young man with a degree? Look no further! Join our server where we value your potential and give you the freedom to live how you want, as long as you don’t expose us to your partners’ orgasms (or your own, for that matter).

    Our server rules are simple: 1. Be self-supporting in-game. 2. Help with virtual chores. 3. Keep your virtual love life private.

    We have a variety of players, from doctors to dancers to engineers, all trying to figure out their virtual futures. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – we’ll tell you that you’re pretty and guide you towards success. Just like in real life, right?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe find a virtual sugar mama or daddy along the way. Who knows, you might just rock your virtual MCAT and become the next virtual success story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlameMyParentsMCServer

    BlameMyParentsMCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty AF: The Adventures of >Be me

    Crafty AF: The Adventures of >Be me

    New Minecraft Servers

    >Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulting!

    >Build your dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage payments!

    >Explore vast lands and battle mythical creatures to prove you’re not just a lazy bum living in your parents’ basement!

    >Join our community of fellow procrastinators and slackers who refuse to conform to society’s standards!

    >Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect, warrior, or farmer on our server?

    >Don’t let the real world bring you down, join us and live your best virtual life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of adult babies who still live with their parents? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those losers behind in their childhood bedrooms. On our server, you can build your own virtual empire, start a family of pixelated pigs, and live out your wildest dreams without ever having to worry about real-life responsibilities. So say goodbye to the mama’s boys and daddy’s girls, and come join us for some epic adventures in the world of blocks and creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your old high school classmates whine about their rent-free living arrangements.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons in our “En-Nah” Into Your Lap event – trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this virtual revenge!

    Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares, or participate in our Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup for double drops – it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III in our Vicious Dogs Within event.

    But wait, there’s more! Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair and earn some epic rewards. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF for even more goodies!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for some wild adventures and outrageous events – because boring is so last season!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama and petty arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! We don’t tolerate any nonsense like accusing people of things they didn’t do or posting questionable links.

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.

    So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

    Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP