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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2098 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2006 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.
if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.
join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution
