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SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Brits Gone Wild

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6582
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2320	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	2196	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4764	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	5142
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5643	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Villages Defended:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5370	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!