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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 350 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 242 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
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