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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 3230 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 161 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
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