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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1671 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 342 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Potions Brewed: | 25 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
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