once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!
if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!
Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?
But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!
So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!
Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!
Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that takes you on a thrilling ride through a volcano filled with lava sharks. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!
So come on over to our server and experience the liver’s true purpose of living, along with all the other crazy adventures waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”
join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!
| Description: | FRESH WIPE 12 HOURS OLD – Game of Thrones/Medieval SMP modded server with immersive kingdom-building experience |
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| Mods: | Various mods for creating kingdoms and interactive gameplay |
| Community: | Over 15 members currently in the community |
| Discord: | Join our Discord |
| Server IP: | 88.211.212.7:25565 |
| Question | Answer |
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| How often is the server wiped? | The server was last wiped 12 hours ago and will be wiped periodically for a fresh start. |
| How can I join the community? | You can join our Discord server and get the server IP to start playing. |
| Are there specific rules for the server? | Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among members. Check our Discord for more details. |
| Can I create my own kingdom on the server? | Absolutely! The mods in place allow players to create and manage their own kingdoms for a unique gameplay experience. |
Experience the thrill of waking up to find your friend has disappeared, leaving the door half-open and blocking you on everything. Will you be able to clear the air and settle the expenses, or will you be caught in a web of betrayal and Twitter drama?
Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, agreements, and missed flights in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will you be the hero who pays for shared expenses or the rebel who refuses to foot the bill for someone else’s poor decisions? The choice is yours on our server!
And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?
So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!
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| Welcome to OrbitMC! |
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| We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you! |
A: To get whitelisted on the server, you can follow the instructions provided on our Linktree page. Simply click on the link and follow the steps to join our community.
A: Players who join the server before the official release may receive a special perk as a thank you for their early participation. Stay tuned for more information on what these perks may be!
A: You can get involved in the OrbitMC community by joining our Discord server, participating in server events, and interacting with other players. Our staff team is always looking for new ways to engage with our community members!
