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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 741 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 97 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
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