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NewSchoolNewRules

anxiety, buzz cut, cold feet, gung-ho, last minute decision, long tail tags, military school, New school, NewSchoolNewRules, opportunity, preparatory school, private school, Regulation, surfer hair, teaching position, Uniform

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3471	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of your long surfer hair and casual clothes? Do you want to experience the military school life without actually enlisting? Then join our Minecraft server, where all new players are required to get a virtual buzz cut and wear a uniform in-game!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to follow regulations and keep your virtual hair short for the first few weeks. But don’t worry, most players end up loving the new look and the sense of discipline it brings to the game.

So if you’re ready for a new adventure and want to experience the thrill of military school without leaving your computer, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become the top student and earn the title of Minecraft General!

VintageVillagers

baby names, baby naming trends, classic names, historical names, naming conventions, naming trends, old-fashioned names, older names, outdated names, rare names, timeless names, traditional baby names, traditional names, traditional naming, uncommon names, unique names, unpopular baby names, unpopular names, unpopular vintage names, vintage names, VintageVillagers

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1801
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with outdated names? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena – you won’t want to miss it!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join us and pay tribute to the feathered overlord!

3. We have a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a house out of gingerbread and lollipops?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft history!

BorderBoost Minecraft Server

airspace violation, Belarus, border, border security, BorderBoost, Conflict prevention, diplomat, diplomatic relations, diplomatic response, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, military deployment, military escalation, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE BELARUS BUT WITHOUT THE TENSION, JUST MINECRAFT FUN! JOIN US AND SUMMON DIPLOMATS TO TRADE DIAMONDS! WE GOT TROOPS BOOSTED AT THE BORDER…OF OUR SPAWN POINT! ACCUSE OTHER PLAYERS OF AIRSPACE VIOLATIONS AND DECLARE WAR…WITH SNOWBALLS! COME ON AND BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT MONSTERS, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US! #MINECRAFTDIPLOMACY

LipetskCraft – Bomb-Free Zone

airstrike, BombFree, bombs destroyed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Lipetsk airbase, LipetskCraft, Military Action, military operation, News, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, source, Ukrainian strike, update, War, Zone

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Runes Activated:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well then come join our server where we blow up 700 bombs every day just for fun! we’re so crazy, we make the ukrainian strike against russia’s lipetsk airbase look like child’s play! join us if u wanna have a blast (literally)! trust us, it’s the bomb dot com!

ClyxSMP

ClyxSMP, INFORMATION, Join, members, Minecraft, new, presidents, Server, smp, Survival, Unique Features

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

ClyxSMP is a new survival SMP trying to get members! We have unique features like presidents. We have more information on the server so why don’t you join?

clyx-mc.mine.fun

Mop and Bucket SMP: Where even janitors can be heroes! Join now for squeaky clean adventures on a vanilla server with a twist!

Adventures, application, balanced rules, bucket, clean, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Heroes, Imagemaps, Janitors, Join, Moderators, mop, Nations, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, Server, smp, squeaky, Stories, Twist, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Server Name	Janitors Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical Lore and Roleplay
Server Version	1.21
Key Features	Creating fantasy nations, diplomacy, war, player-made events, plugins for enhanced roleplay
Discord	Join our Discord!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server!
What plugins does the server use?	Plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
What sets Janitors Closet SMP apart from other servers?	We focus on creating a tightly knit community with balanced rules, allowing everyone a chance to shape the server with their ideas and builds.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, players can engage in special player-made events and participate in diplomacy, war, and more within their fantasy nations.

Blocky Minds Minecraft Server

blocky, mental health, mental health and sexuality, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health issues, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health statistics, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health survey, mental health survey for science, Mental Health Treatment, mentalcel, mentalcel survey, Minds.., Minecraft, Science, Server, Sexuality, sexuality survey, survey

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever a player walks by.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly cow who leaves behind trails of enchanted steak wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out this survey on mental health and sexuality for science and join our insane Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

DisneyFanaticMC SMP

animated, Character, Childhood, Disney, DisneyFanaticMC, dream, Enchanting, fairy tale, FANTASY, Favorite, forever.., Hero, iconic, imagination, Magic, MAGICAL, Movie, Prince, princess, smp, Villain, wish

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world with boring responsibilities and adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that and become your favorite Disney character forever! Imagine building a castle as Elsa, or mining for diamonds as Simba. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping stacks of diamonds wherever it goes. Join us and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Pig and claim your riches!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting behind and come join us on this wacky adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, as long as it’s a Disney character. See you in the magical world of our Minecraft SMP!

SlimCraft: Shedding Blocks & Pounds

Before and after, blocks, determination, diet tips, exercise routine, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, motivation, perseverance, POUNDS, self-discipline, shedding, SlimCraft, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, workout plan

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Votes:	524	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine and build your way to a slimmer avatar! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from creepers, doing squats while crafting, and eating only virtual carrots. Trust us, you’ll be a lean, mean mining machine in no time! Join now and say goodbye to those extra blocks!