Live Retrogaming MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

Deals, Haven, favorite store, Variety, Crafters

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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BlockPartyUltimatum

peer pressure, LEAVING, bullying, mental health, friend group

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

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CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, genetic disorders, ethical concerns

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

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BlockyBodzCraft

self-perception, self-judgment, body shaming, self esteem, Confidence

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

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TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, TerritoryTrade, SOVEREIGNTY, foreign policy, Minecraft

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

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KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

european union, Russian, eastern front, Military, Russia-Ukraine tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

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Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, sick, outbreak, Teen

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

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MARVELG8 Minecraft server

MarvelUniverse, MarvelG8, Superheroes, Marvel, Adventure

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

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Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

monkeys, German whore, Holes, Feeding, STREAMS

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

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SeatReclineGamer420

Flight Attendant, comfort, Sleep, SeatReclineGamer420, airplane etiquette

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

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