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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5491 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where shaking your hands is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace all forms of self-expression, even if it involves flapping your hands like a majestic bird. Our community is full of talented individuals like a harp-playing, award-nominated writer who knows way too much about Ancient Egypt.
Join us and escape the acrimonious relationships of the real world, where dads think Taylor Swift needs to have kids to be successful. On our server, you can be yourself without judgment, whether you’re a mega Swiftie or not. And if anyone tells you to stop shaking your hands because it’s a “turnoff,” just shake them even harder!
So come on in, build your dream world, and find a partner who embraces your uniqueness. And remember, on our server, the only thing that’s a turnoff is not being true to yourself. See you in the game, flapping your way to victory!
