We got more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing your blocky butt off!
Imagine building a MAGA cap on your character and strutting around like the funniest comedian in the game.
It’s like a party in your computer screen, and everyone’s invited to join the madness!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some hilarious moments on this wacky Minecraft server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!
Why should you join JP7, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its horn.
But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.
So what are you waiting for? Join JP7 today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to unicorns or cake, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Giant chickens racing around, clucking and squawking as players place bets on which one will win. And the best part? The winner gets a diamond block as their prize!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the Creeper King, you’ll be rewarded with a rare enchanted item that will make all your friends jealous.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombie pigmen and blaze rods, and maybe even snag a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a party favor.
So what are you waiting for? Join Sweaty Tamaki today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring some extra chicken feed.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!
Picture this: a group of British bongs (yes, you read that right) decided to start their own Minecraft server after a wild night at an indie show. They were so inspired by the music and the vibes that they created a server where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a llama? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The only rule on this server is that there are no rules.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and the chance to dance the night away with your fellow players.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server run by British bongs with a secret disco party and llamas galore? It’s a wild ride from start to finish, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Our server is like no other, with secret underground dungeons filled with naughty mobs and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.
But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic build battles to outrageous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft!
One thing you’ll love about yourself after joining our server is your newfound ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. That’s right, forget about boring old survival mode – on our server, you’ll be soaring through the skies like a boss.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glittering diamonds and glowing lava.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, why not try our special enchanted food that gives you superpowers? Eat a magical carrot and suddenly you’ll be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or summon a herd of explosive sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock your true potential. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant statues of cheese or taming wild chickens to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our crazy Minecraft server!
join dis server if u wanna be part of a wild ride where u can team up with ur frenemies and take over da world! build epic bases, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a political scandal or two – da possibilities are endless!
plus, rumor haz it dat if u join dis server, u might even get a chance to meet Viktor Orbán and Vladimir Putin themselves! who knows, maybe dey’ll even invite u to their next secret meeting to plan world domination – now wouldn’t dat be sumthin?
so, wut r u waitin for? come join da chaos and see where it takes u on dis totally insane Minecraft server! just remember, any alliances u make are totally not legally binding – unless u wanna sign a contract in-game, den dat’s a whole nother story!
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. It’s like a farm on steroids, man.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s actually a misunderstood cuddle bug once you get to know him. He loves giving out hugs and kisses to all the players who dare to challenge him.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where color-blind Bengalis struggle to see their own flag, pigs fly, and the Ender Dragon is a big softie? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, so come on in and let the madness begin!
U WANNA IMPROVE HEALTHY FOOD ACCESS? COME TO OUR SERVER AND EAT ALL DA VIRTUAL CARROTS U WANT! WE GOT DA BEST FARMERS IN DA BLOCK, PLANTIN’ SEEDS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!
ALSO, OUR SERVER CURES PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCIES! GOT A ZOMBIE INFECTION? EAT SOME OF OUR VIRTUAL CARROTS AND U’LL BE GOOD AS NEW! WE GOT DA MAGIC TOUCH, BABY!
AND IF U WANNA FIGHT SOCIOECONOMIC INEQUITIES, JOIN US! WE GIVE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO ALL PLAYERS, NO MATTER IF U A NOOB OR A PRO. WE ALL IN DIS TOGETHER, BUILDIN’ A BETTER MINECRAFT WORLD!
SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND BE A PART OF DA AGROECOLOGY REVOLUTION! LET’S GROW CROPS AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!
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| Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible (for a public server). The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. That means many features from other plugins are absent by design and won’t be added. There are two ranks “new” and “player”, they do not give any benefits. You cannot buy “power” for real money here and we have no adminshops. Everything on the map was built and farmed in survival. |
| Server IP: play.server26.net |
| Map: https://map.server26.net/ |
| Discord: https://server26.net/discord |
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| Is the server only for players 18 years or older? | Yes, the server is meant for players who are 18 years old or older. Please ensure you meet the age requirement before joining. |
| What plugins are used on the server? | The server primarily uses GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. It aims to keep the Vanilla survival experience as unaltered as possible. |
| Are there any warps or teleport commands? | No, the server does not have warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands. Players have to travel by foot, fly with Elytra, or set up infrastructure for faster travel. |
Join our server and watch as Jesus himself pops in to increase the number of prostitutes – because who doesn’t love a good party?! With more hookers than a fishing boat, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and maybe even save some souls along the way. Who needs manna from heaven when you’ve got a killer community and endless possibilities on our server? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!
But don’t worry, we also have players who love being degraded, so you’ll fit right in! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your unique interests and can join you in your questionable adventures.
Just remember, in our world, anything goes – from building giant phallic structures to starting a cult worshipping the almighty block. So come on in and see if tonight is the night you lose respect for your fellow players and mentally downgrade them from “friend” to “pet”. It’s all in good fun, right? Join us now and let the madness begin!