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BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Star Shards Collected:	243
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Potions Brewed:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Votes:	1702	Chimeras Created:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mines Excavated:	2704
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Animals Bred:	144

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Villages Defended:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7561
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	88	Votes:	2192
Villages Defended:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?