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Blockheads Unite!

aficionados, Beloved, Blockheads, catchphrase, Community, Dedicated, Devoted, die hard, enthusiasts, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, iconic, INSTANT, Loyal, memorable, passionate, recognition, Sentence, Supporters, unite, Word

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

“Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a creeper convention and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is afraid to challenge us. So come on, join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous!”

PuigdemontsGreatEscape

2017, Arrest warrant, Carles Puigdemont, Catalonia, Catalonia leader, Crisis, Crowd, Democracy, european union, extradition, fugitive, Government, independence bid, manhunt, Police, Political, PuigdemontsGreatEscape, separatist movement, spain, Supporters, Vanishing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	3139
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the leader is constantly on the run from the police? well, look no further! come join our server where the Catalonia leader, Carles Puigdemont, is constantly playing hide and seek with the cops.

imagine the thrill of trying to build your dream house while also trying to avoid getting caught by the fuzz. it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but in minecraft!

join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the authorities just like Carles Puigdemont. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a fugitive yourself and have your own epic chase story to tell. don’t miss out on all the excitement, join our server now!

EcoSentryCraft

adaptation, Biodiversity, capacity, changes, conservation, DETECTION, ecological monitoring, EcoSentryCraft, ecosystem health, ecosystem structure, environmental conditions, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, Environmental Science, Indicators, sensitivity, sentinel species, species diversity, species monitoring, wildlife

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got sentinel species dat can detect changes in da environment like nobody’s business. Picture dis: u mining away and suddenly a group of dolphins start flippin’ out, warnin’ u bout a creeper sneakin’ up behind u. How epic is dat? Plus, we got llamas dat spit on griefers tryna mess with ur build. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur stuff on dis server, cuz our sentinel species got ur back, yo. Join now and experience da wildest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

EclipseMC SMP- We’ve Got Your Bedrock Covered! [smp]

bedrock, bedrock port 19132, Covered, Discord, EclipseMC, eclipsemc.top:25565, Enchanting, home, Homes, Ip:, Land Claim, mobs, Plugins, Sethome, Shop, smp, starter pack, Teleportation, Version 1.21., Weve

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Animals Bred:	98

EclipseMC Minecraft Server

Version	1.21
IP	eclipsemc.top:25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Features:

Free starter pack
Shop /shop
Mobs with levels + money drop
Teleportation: /tpa, /tpaccept, /tpdeny, /tptoggle
Set multiple homes: /sethome name, /home name

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/CvTktJXGqG

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, there is no land claim plugin on EclipseMC.
How do I get a starter pack?	Simply join the server and you will receive a free starter pack.
Can I teleport to other players?	Yes, you can use /tpa to request teleportation to a player.
Are there any special features for mobs?	Yes, mobs have levels and drop money when defeated.

DrukHagWife Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, beloved partner, Commitment, devotion, druk hag, DrukHagWife, Eternal Love, Happiness, lifelong love, love, marital bliss, Marriage, matrimonial bond, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Server, soulmate, Spouse, true love, wedded bliss, Wife

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	2482
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where you can explore a world filled with druk hag wives! That’s right, these mystical creatures will keep you on your toes as you navigate through dungeons and battle other players for their affection. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with one of these enchanting beings! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a love story like no other!

CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

alone, avoiding death, be optimistic, beat them., communicating, CraftyStopper, Depressed, Entropy, get a life, like-minded people, Listening, Living, making children, Minecraft, not do shit, Prison, room, sad, shills, smp, Stop using this site

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Star Shards Collected:	202
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyHub: Ugly Pixel Edition

aita, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, DRIVE, Edition, husband, loving husband, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, Pick up, PIXEL, present dad, relationships, resolution, Support, thunderstorm, Ugly, undemanding job, walk, weather warning, working from home

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a severe thunderstorm? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will leave you questioning your relationships, just like this story of a husband who couldn’t be bothered to pick up his wife during a thunderstorm. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re walking in a hot, never-ending desert with a baby and bags in tow. And just like this husband, our players might snap at you for no reason at all! So come join us for a ride that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, and remember, don’t leave the house unless you’re ready for some serious Minecraft mayhem!

RedFlagLover69 – Minecraft SMP

Accept, Boundaries, deal breakers, Minecraft, partner, red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a companion, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a lover, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, RedFlagLover69, relationship, smp, toxic behavior, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Do you ever find yourself wondering what red flags in your partner you never thought you’d accept? Well, on our server, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder this question as you navigate through relationships with other players. From stealing each other’s diamonds to accidentally setting each other on fire, you never know what kind of crazy antics will unfold.

But hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have a chaotic one on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of wondering just how many red flags you can overlook in the name of friendship and fun. Trust us, it’ll be a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

CraftySaverTips

budgeting advice, budgeting hacks, cost-cutting strategies, CraftySaverTips, efficiency tricks, financial hacks, financial tips, frugal living, frugal tips, life hacks, money management, money saving, money-saving hacks, productivity tips, Resourcefulness, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time management skills, time saving hacks, time-saving tips

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	6995
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has diamonds raining from the sky! Yes, you heard that right, RAINING DIAMONDS! Join now and never worry about running out of bling again. Plus, our server has a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

LukoilCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, crumble, Lukoil, LukoilCraft, Minecraft, Orbán, Server, spat, Ukraine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Animals Bred:	133	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, like, u know how orban was all like “i’m gonna crush ukraine in this lukoil spat” but then it’s like, nah bro, ukraine ain’t havin it. so now orban’s arguments are crumbling like a jenga tower in a hurricane.

join our minecraft server and u can be like orban, trying to flex on everyone but ending up lookin like a fool. build your own lukoil empire and watch it crumble before your very eyes. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like orban’s failed diplomacy.

come on, join us and see if u can do better than orban. probably not, but hey, it’ll be a fun time anyway. plus, we have llamas. lots of llamas. so why not give it a shot? what’s the worst that could happen? (spoiler alert: it’s probably not as bad as orban’s situation right now)