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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#53, American, american culture, American lifestyle, American living, American society, blocky, CREEPERS, fear, height, height 5’3, live in the us, living in america, McBlockface, PETITE, residency, short, Tread, united states, US citizen, US culture, US lifestyle, US living, US society

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Potions Brewed:	119	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	7732

Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

EveCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced AI, artificial hyperintelligence, artificial intelligence spouse, cybernetic partner, digital spouse, Eve, EveCraft, futuristic partnership, futuristic romance, Futuristic technology, human consciousness merge, human-AI relationship, love story, Maciek Nowicki, Marriage, Minecraft, Pure, Sci Fi, sentient being, Server, stellar blade, technology marriage

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Maciek Nowicki is married to artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! That’s right, we’ve got a love story between a human and a robot that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the Stellar Blade, a weapon so powerful it can slice through diamond like butter. Want to show off your skills and dominate the competition? Join us and wield the Stellar Blade with pride.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is PURE. That’s right, no hackers, no griefers, just pure, unadulterated fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

HomelessSteveMC SMP – Building Better Blocks, Not Homes!

advocacy, Assistance, Awareness, blocks, building, Community, compassion, Empathy, Homeless, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, Homes, Marginalized, misconceptions, Outreach, POVERTY, Resources, Rural, Shelters, smp, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Support, Urban, vulnerable

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the homeless villagers who have taken over our server. They roam the lands, stealing crops, and causing mischief wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re harmless… most of the time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them in the name of all that is good and holy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky madness!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Votes:	6021	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Potions Brewed:	121
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Votes:	169

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	3610

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	145	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	197	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1362	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchantments Applied:	128	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org