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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3540 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 88 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8818 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”