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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3183 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
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