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TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Farms Harvested:	788	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Votes:	6111

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ores Mined:	5423	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	5899	Farms Harvested:	939
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Farms Harvested:	677	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ores Mined:	5302	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	491
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Crops Grown:	4072	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!