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shoot little girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Mines Excavated:	3287

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn!

Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!

Moaning Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Animals Bred:	66
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Tired of watching your son watch moaning little girl cartoons? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server where the only moaning you’ll hear is from the mobs as you slay them with your epic diamond sword! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and show your son what real gaming is all about! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Dark Gathering Story Time: Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure with Keitarou and Yayoi as they search for spirits in the virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the spirit that took Yayoi’s mother and earn some cool rewards in the process. Plus, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players – it’s like a never-ending Halloween party! So come join us for a spooky good time and maybe even uncover the mystery of the missing mother. Just watch out for any creepers trying to ruin the fun!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mines Excavated:	4663	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	8300
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	617

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

NormalityMC – The Weirdest Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dimension Hops:	12
Ores Mined:	2990	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Items Found:	4385
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your prostate twitch with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your body do things you never thought possible.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even encounter a little girl who will make your prostate twitch in ways you never imagined.

So come on, join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

SpyCraft: Family Edition

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our totally wacky and wild Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a gravity-defying feature where you can literally walk on walls and ceilings. It’s like defying the laws of physics, but in Minecraft!

– We have a secret underground dancing llama club where you can party with your pixelated pals all night long. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

– Our server is home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the land, spreading rainbows and sparkles wherever they go. Join them in their quest for glittery domination!

– If you’re looking for a challenge, try to find the hidden enchanted hot dog stand in the middle of the desert. Rumor has it that they serve the best diamond-encrusted hot dogs in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyJewsDefendIDF – A LOLzy Minecraft Server for meme-loving gamers! 🔥🕹️🤣 #Minecraft #GamerLife #Trendy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6603
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Votes:	8400
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate the ancient Jewish tradition of sock sniffing! Come witness IDF soldiers carrying around little girl’s socks and sniffing them twice a day just to remember their daughters. It’s like a wholesome family reunion, but with socks! Dive into this Epstein tier stuff and see what makes our server truly unique. Join now and sniff your way to victory!

Astrolink

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Forge Your Faction in Astrolink – A Minecraft Factions ExperienceCalling all warriors, builders, and strategists!

Astrolink is a thriving Minecraft Factions server where you can carve your own destiny. Join a powerful faction or forge your own, gather resources, build an impenetrable base, and dominate the battlefield.

Here’s what awaits you:

Intense PvP: Unleash your combat skills in thrilling faction wars. Raid enemy bases, capture their territory, and rise to the top of the power rankings.Strategic Base Building: Construct a magnificent fortress, complete with hidden chambers, traps, and defenses to thwart any invaders.Thriving Economy: Mine, craft, and trade your way to success. Utilize the in-game economy to acquire powerful gear, rare resources, and valuable allies.Active Community: Team up with friends, forge alliances, and form lasting bonds with fellow players.

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Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to play as Ellen, a character with a uniform, a shark tail, and scissors! Why scissors, you ask? Because who doesn’t love running around with a pair of sharp objects in a blocky world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a lore that will blow your mind – “Where the Miracle Began” in Zenless Zone Zero. Trust us, it’s a story so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and laughing at the same time.

And don’t even get us started on our redeemable codes! Use them in-game or online to unlock special items like catching a book or launching into the unknown. Who knows what surprises await you?

But that’s not all – we have a Signal/Pull Tracker to help you navigate through the chaos, a Damage Calculator to strategize your attacks, and ZZZ stickers to decorate your virtual world with absolute nonsense.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and laughter is guaranteed. See you in the wacky world of mystery and mayhem!

Blocky Identity Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Void Gems Collected:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.

So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!

CraftyRaffleWinnerGFdrama

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Towns Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying off your partner’s debts? Do you want to live your best life without being shackled by someone else’s financial mistakes? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we celebrate financial independence and self-care!

Picture this: you log in and are greeted by a virtual world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about someone else’s debt dragging you down. No more passive-aggressive comments from in-laws or pressure to empty your bank account for someone else’s choices. On our server, you can invest in properties, plan your early retirement, and live your best life without any guilt trips!

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to debt drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a “Get Out Of Debt Free” card when you have a whole virtual world at your fingertips? Let’s build a future where financial responsibility and personal freedom reign supreme!

GriefCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and quests that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious caves filled with treasure and danger around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show your lost loved ones what they’re missing out on in the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

ManlyStareCraft

Assertiveness, Body language, Communication, Confrontation, cultural expectations, discomfort, gender dynamics, intimidation, male behavior, male gaze, ManlyStareCraft, Masculinity, nonverbal cues, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-confidence, social cues, social interactions, societal norms

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of creepers staring at you in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our server and show them who’s boss! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and challenges that will make you forget all about those awkward stares. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers that allow you to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and ride on the back of a flying pig. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky virtual stares!

MapleCraft: The Great Escape Minecraft Server

academic pressure, Canada, career opportunities, Challenges, Chinese, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, education, Escape, Great, higher education, international students, language barrier, living expenses, MapleCraft, Minecraft, monotonous, overseas education, Server, student experience, Student Life, student visa, study abroad, tuition fees, unaffordable

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the monotonous life of being an international student in canada! forget about those expensive housing prices and come build your own virtual mansion with us! we have crazy events like llama races and pig jousting tournaments. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to build battles. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will make your chinese classmates jealous!

JobQuotaRiotCraft

bangladesh, civil disobedience, deaths, educational system, employment opportunities, government corruption, government jobs quota, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, JobQuotaRiotCraft, Police Brutality, Political unrest, PROTESTS, public outcry, social change, social justice, student activism, student demands, student movement, student protests, youth activism

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magic Items Found:	6078
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hurt is your funny bone! we got more laughs than a clown convention and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those boring protests in bangladesh. build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge our admin to a dance-off!

our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come make some new friends and have a blast! plus, our server is so lit, it’s hotter than a dragon’s breath!

join now and see why everyone is talking about our server! trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away. but seriously, who’s allergic to fun? not you, that’s for sure!

CrowdStrikeCraft: More Damage Than Viruses!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20

haha come join this cray cray minecraft server where we cause more chaos than all the computer viruses and malwares put together! our players are like wild animals, always causing mayhem and destruction in the virtual world. you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across on this server, from exploding pigs to dancing creepers. join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride like no other!

PneumoniaShockSurvivorsMC

adrenal insufficiency, clinical trials, community acquired pneumonia, critical care, fludrocortisone, healthcare interventions, hydrocortisone, infectious diseases, intensive care, Medical research, mortality reduction, patient outcomes, placebo, PneumoniaShockSurvivorsMC, respiratory infections, Sepsis, septic shock, septicemia, steroid therapy, subgroup analysis, Treatment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	431796	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Yo, listen up! So, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got this epic subgroup analysis going on. It’s like, if you got community acquired pneuminia and septic shock, then you gotta join this server, man! We got hydrocortisone plus fludrocortisone up in here, and it’s gonna reduce mortality like no tomorrow. Forget about placebo, come join us and survive like a boss! It’s like a virtual hospital up in here, saving lives and building epic creations at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most lit Minecraft server ever!