On our server, you can finally live out your wildest dreams of being a successful entrepreneur, traveling the world, and finding the partner of your dreams. No more feeling like a piece of human trash – in our world, you’re a shining star!
So why waste your time wallowing in self-pity when you could be building your virtual empire and living your best life? Join our server now and say goodbye to failure forever!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From battling giant Mongoblins to building insane structures with your fellow degenerates, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner manlet strength on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the Yayoi yellow Mongoblins!
Join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise there will be no entitled grandpas demanding to see your virtual baby. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without any toxic behavior.
Plus, we have a strict no-alcohol policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mean drunk players ruining your gaming experience. And if anyone tries to threaten you, our admin team will shut them down faster than you can say “block them!”
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story – no entitled grandpas allowed!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of respawn points scattered around the map, so you can come back for more punishment over and over again. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you immortality (or at least until you fall off a cliff).
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or falling into a pit of lava), join us for the thrill ride of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a fire resistance potion or two.
We promise to never ask for a single penny from you because we’re too busy swimming in our pool of diamonds and emeralds. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).
So what are you waiting for? Leave those money-hungry servers in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
join us for the most wacky and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.
so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs a normal calendar when you can have this much fun?
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anyone is welcome to join and check it out but i am mostly looking for people interested in becoming long term players, i do not do resets as i prefer to chip away at my projects all on the same world for months or years on end. so if you are that sort of player, this is the perfect space to start a massive building project or make crazy redstone machines or collect every weapon in the game, whatever you’d like to do 🙂
FAIR WARNING: this server has been around (privately) for some time and is fairly late game, it’s harsh on new players! it requires a lot of patience and decent knowledge on the game to progress. i DO NOT recommend joining if you have no knowledge on srparasites whatsoever, you will be completely lost and the mod is much more fun to experience playing it from the start
curseforge modpack download hereor download the mod files alone here
there’s also a discord server if you want lol
killpeople.ddns.net
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans or join forces with them and become a llama overlord yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring a gas mask for Nanachi’s stench!