LithiumLords Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaltyBatteries vs. LithiumLords

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2126
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so, liek, u know how u always playin’ minecraft and u run outta juice for ur tools and weapons and stuff? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems, cuz we got dem sodium-ion cells dat give u CRAZY energy levels for all ur block breakin’ needs!

u won’t believe it, but dese cells are even BETTER than da regular lithium-ion ones! dey got more energy and dey last longer, so u can mine and build for HOURS without runnin’ outta power!

join dis server and u’ll be breakin’ blocks faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house! trust me, u won’t wanna play on any other server once u experience da power of our sodium-ion cells! it’s gonna be LIT, literally!

””Take a Pepe Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	258	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant potato. Yes, you heard that right. A potato house. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here. From building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere to organizing llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs, a floating island made entirely of cake, and a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but stacks and stacks of dirt. Why dirt, you ask? Because why not!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and scratching your head in confusion at the sheer absurdity of it all, then look no further. Join us today and leave a pepe at the door – you’re gonna need all the good luck you can get!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	140	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else – sex with hebes! That’s right, our hebes are ready and waiting to spice up your Minecraft adventures in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players and dropping rare loot for those brave enough to take it on. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget!

Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General – formerly /poeg/

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crops Grown:	9598
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we drop Twitch subs like they’re hot and give out pets like candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that the standalone PC client will only be available for download at 5pm on Thursday, December 5th (PST). It’s like getting into a secret club, but with blocks and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Path of Exile 2 Early Access, complete with an opening cinematic that will blow your mind. Endgame content? We’ve got it. Teasers? We’ve got those too. It’s like a whole new world of adventure waiting for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a global chat with the most outrageous players around. Previous players are raving about it, so don’t miss out!

Europrison Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	5069	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could land you in virtual prison. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger in their gaming experience?

We’ve got crazy challenges that will have you questioning your sanity, like building a house out of nothing but TNT or trying to survive a night surrounded by a horde of angry chickens.

And if you think you’re tough enough to handle it, we’ve even got a special “Hard Time” mode where you’ll be locked up in a virtual cage if you break too many blocks. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with a side of chaos.

So come on, join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and hilarity that will have you coming back for more. Oof, indeed!

Rate My PC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers that can’t handle your epic gaming rig? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players with the most badass PCs! Why? Because our server is so intense, it’ll make your computer sweat harder than a creeper in a cactus farm.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while your graphics card screams for mercy. Our server is so hardcore, even the Endermen are afraid to teleport in. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a whole night without your PC exploding, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So if you think your PC can handle the heat, come join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Just remember to bring a fire extinguisher for your CPU, because things are about to get lit!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Monokuma’s killing game? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Class Trial!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with more drama than a Danganronpa game. You’ll never know who’s gonna betray you next or who’s gonna pull a crazy plot twist out of nowhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ultimate summer camp experience. Forget s’mores and campfire songs, we’ve got Monokuma leading the activities and a killer lurking around every corner. Will you survive the summer camp from hell?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and watch your back at all times. Happy mining, hope you don’t get voted out!

Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5883
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your first sexual experience? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.

But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.

🧦MINELEGACY🧦 Minecraft server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3460	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5

The owner of the server “MINELEGACY” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2406

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ action, where we promise rimm’d glasses and rimm’d asses for all players!

Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models and guides to help you navigate the virtual world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, we even have a “Bag o’ Dicks” for all your trolling needs.

But that’s not all! We have lewd meets for our adult players, where you can get down and dirty with other players from around the world. And if you’re not into the lewd stuff, don’t worry, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Sad Anime Sunday for a more chill experience.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rules here and there, but who’s counting?). Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in the virtual world!