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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3322 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Ores Mined: | 7929 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!