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Pixel Point Clarity

analogy, Clarity, communication tool, comparison, convolution, creative writing, descriptive language, expressive language, figurative language, language technique, Literary Analysis, literary device, literary element, literary tool, metaphor, PIXEL, poetic device, point, point clearer, rhetorical device, Symbolism, vivid imagery, wordplay

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Animals Bred:	129	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, have we got the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u some outrageous reasons why:

1. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone!

2. our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who died in a tragic lava accident. if u see him, be sure to say hi and maybe he’ll give u some extra loot!

3. we have a giant chicken that roams the server, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. just be careful, he’s a bit peckish!

4. our admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes in exchange for rare items. just be careful what u wish for, u might end up with a pet creeper!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server around! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

CreeperCrazeMC

awful names, awkward names, bad names, bizarre names, CreeperCrazeMC, cringeworthy names, embarrassing names, funny names, horrible names, inappropriate names, laughable names, odd names, regrettable names, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9261	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	7817	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Items Found:	2869
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6073	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Towns Built:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6861
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Votes:	1036
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!