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Welcome to CatCraft, where the only thing more temperamental than creepers is the server owner!

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CatCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version:	1.20.4
World Border Size:	15k in every direction
Location:	Ashburn, VA, USA

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal shit, dupe, or grief.
We’re a strict 21+ server.
PVP is turned on.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, or forcefield.
Pranking is fine within reason.
Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
Patch up creeper holes, fully chop down trees, and sign your stuff.
Don’t kill withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, and head
Various custom recipes and features

For more information or to apply, visit our Discord.

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Corbacraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, boundless creativity, building, camaraderie, Community, Crafting, Diamond Economy, Economy, endless possibilities, Enhancements, epic adventures, Exploring, imagination, lasting friendships, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, PvE, stress free, Survival, unforgettable journey, Vanilla, vast landscapes, vibrant economy

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Hypixel VS Corbacraft

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can be pay-to-win
Active community events	Can experience lag at peak times

Corbacraft

Pros	Cons
Non pay-to-win	Smaller player base
Semi-vanilla gameplay	May lack some of the features of larger servers
Community-centric	Less variety in gameplay compared to larger servers

FAQ

1. Can I play on Hypixel if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames suitable for players of all skill levels.

2. Is Corbacraft suitable for experienced players?

Absolutely! Corbacraft provides a more traditional Minecraft experience for players looking for a semi-vanilla gameplay environment.

3. Are there opportunities for socializing on both servers?

Both servers have active communities where players can forge friendships and alliances.

SharkWife’s Mine-tastic Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also swim with your adorable aquatic spouse. Just imagine the looks of envy from other players as you ride into battle on the back of a shark! Join us now for a truly unique and fin-tastic experience!

ZombieCraft: Coffin Craze

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even in 2024 people are still talking about it. That’s right, we’re like the OG of Minecraft servers.

2. We have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. From giant floating castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, we’ve got it all.

3. Our community is so awesome, even straight guys can’t resist joining. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ladies for you to catch your drift with.

4. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Just don’t wish for more creepers, trust me on that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

MapleCraft: Where Canada is a Third World Shithole

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own highway 401 right through the middle of your Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you might even experience a virtual crash on your highway 401! Just imagine the chaos and destruction as your virtual cars collide and explode in a fiery blaze of glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the adrenaline rush of highway crashes in Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to buckle up and hold on tight, it’s going to be a wild ride!

MineKnights – Digging, Crafting, and Defending Your Blocky Kingdom!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a nether portal on fire! Join now for a chance to mine with 6* Caster Ho’olheyak and 6* Medic Kal’tsit – they’ll heal your broken pickaxe and cast spells on those pesky zombies!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got 5* Sniper Lunacub, 5* Supporter Proviso, and 5* Vanguard Blacknight in the shop – they’ll protect you from any griefers trying to steal your diamonds! And don’t forget about Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst – 6* Guard Lessing, who will guard your base like it’s the ender dragon’s lair!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got skins like Meteor skin and Absinthe that will make you the envy of all the other players. Plus, our upcoming content includes EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, featuring 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and a new Amiya Alt that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Blocky Banter: Where the chat gets wilder than a creeper explosion!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and not take things too seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for insane shenanigans like exploding chickens and flying cows. You never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And don’t even get us started on the giant pink unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava surrounded by friendly zombies? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Konohaven: Where you can build your dream house, but also have to deal with creepers – literally!

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Konohaven Season 3 Overview

Server Version	1.20.2 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US
Difficulty	Hard
Gameplay Features	Single-Player Sleep, Live Map, Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
Server Type	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes and pricing, friendly competitive environment

Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards

Community Neighborhoods: Option to build at spawn, focus on playing together this season

If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.

How to Whitelist

Join our Discord here.
Read our rules and requirements here.
Click apply in the #apply-here channel on Discord to start the whitelist application process.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When did Season 3 start?	June 10
Is it too late to join Season 3?	No, everyone can join at their own pace
Are there any age requirements?	Generally 18+, but exceptions exist

EdibleCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Gets the Munchies

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only high you’ll be experiencing is the high of building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us and you’ll feel like a cute anime girl, with your body melting into the pixels of the game. But don’t worry, our community will hold you and protect you from any virtual dangers that come your way. So come on, join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

YeehawCraft – Where Even Creepers Have Southern Accents!

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Come join our Minecraft server where you can make friends with Americans from the South who are definitely not racist towards castizx players! Experience the wild similarities between their culture and latinx culture, like their love for stoic masculinity and their intense anti-homosexuality stance. Who knew Minecraft could bring together such diverse groups in the most unexpected ways? Join now for a chance to bond over virtual blocks and break down cultural barriers like never before!

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ores Mined:	3630

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Ultimate literary stories Minecraft Servers

Welcome to CatCraft, where the only thing more temperamental than creepers is the server owner!

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CatCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules

Other Important Details

For more information or to apply, visit our Discord.

Corbacraft VS Hypixel

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Hypixel VS Corbacraft

Hypixel

Corbacraft

FAQ

SharkWife’s Mine-tastic Adventure

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ZombieCraft: Coffin Craze

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MapleCraft: Where Canada is a Third World Shithole

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MineKnights – Digging, Crafting, and Defending Your Blocky Kingdom!

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Konohaven: Where you can build your dream house, but also have to deal with creepers – literally!

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Konohaven Season 3 Overview

Additional Details

How to Whitelist

FAQ

EdibleCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Gets the Munchies

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YeehawCraft – Where Even Creepers Have Southern Accents!

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Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	157

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33