LITERALLY Minecraft Servers

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  • Advanced Monkey Business Server

    Advanced Monkey Business Server

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    join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

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  • Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

    Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

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  • Anime Girls You Literally Can’t Stop Fapping To Minecraft SMP

    Anime Girls You Literally Can’t Stop Fapping To Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you will find anime girls that will make you question your sanity! These girls are so irresistible, you won’t be able to stop fapping to them – trust us, we’ve tried. But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to fight off evil mobs with magical powers, build insane structures that defy gravity, and participate in epic PvP battles where the stakes are higher than your diamond sword collection. So come join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with anime girls and Minecraft madness!

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  • Squall is literally me Minecraft server

    Squall is literally me Minecraft server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy circus on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper rodeo – it’s a blast!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombie villagers and skeleton archers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Crazy how Byzantium Minecraft SMP was literally an Atlantis that disappeared

    Crazy how Byzantium Minecraft SMP was literally an Atlantis that disappeared

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    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic tale of Byzantium, the Atlantis of the ancient world that was taken down by a horde of Asiatic mobs! Dive deep into the waters of our server and uncover the lost city filled with treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered.

    But beware, for the Asiatic hordes still roam the lands, ready to attack at any moment. Will you be able to defend Byzantium and reclaim its glory? Or will you fall victim to the chaos and madness that lurks beneath the waves?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of craziness! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to saving Byzantium from its watery fate. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

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  • /s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

    /s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

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  • I Literally Do Not Care Minecraft SMP

    I Literally Do Not Care Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like pigs riding on llamas, villagers throwing wild parties in the Nether, and creepers doing the Macarena.

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server and is now our official mascot. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco, and every full moon, all players turn into werewolves with a craving for pumpkin pie.

    If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure madness, then join us now! Just remember, we don’t care about politics or elections here – we’re too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle. Let the chaos begin!

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  • MeCraft Server: Literally Lit

    MeCraft Server: Literally Lit

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon this server and found their long-lost twin. No, seriously, they looked exactly alike and even had the same taste in block placement. It was like looking into a mirror, but in pixel form.

    But that’s not all! This server is also home to a legendary chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So forget about mining for hours on end, just hang out with this blinged-out chicken and watch the riches roll in.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time down there with glowstone dance floors and creepers busting out their best moves.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure because who knows what other absurdities you’ll encounter. Plus, you might just find your pixelated doppelganger or dance with a diamond-laying chicken. The possibilities are endless!

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  • Crafty Clones: The Server Where Everyone is ‘Literally Me’

    Crafty Clones: The Server Where Everyone is ‘Literally Me’

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally become ME! That’s right, your character will be a spitting image of me, complete with my fabulous hair and impeccable fashion sense.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that fart glitter to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground disco dungeon? Dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons as you groove to the sickest beats in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter!

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  • EldoradoMC

    EldoradoMC

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    EldoradoMC Minecraft Server Overview

    Theme Exploration of the mysterious city of gold
    Plugins Aura skills, jobs, ranks, lands, voting crates, silkspawners
    PVP Turned on with claims for protection
    Version Java 1.21.4
    Website http://eldorado.mc.gg
    Discord https://discord.gg/nMdkNN53yX

    FAQ

    Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

    A: No, the server is open to all players.

    Q: Are there any special rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to the server rules section on our Discord for more information.

    Q: Can I bring my own mods to the server?

    A: We recommend playing without mods to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Q: How often does the server reset?

    A: The server does not reset unless necessary for updates or maintenance.

    Q: Can I build my own structures on the server?

    A: Yes, you are encouraged to build and explore your own creations within the server’s theme.

    Q: Is there a limit to how many players can join the server at once?

    A: The server can accommodate a large number of players, but may have limitations during peak hours.

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  • Mystic Realm 932348 to Explore

    Mystic Realm 932348 to Explore

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    Join Now: This Server Can Heal Your Broken Soul – Or Break It Further!

    Welcome, weary traveler! Are you existing in a void of mediocrity? Look no further! This Minecraft server is an unseen utopia—a dimension where logic shatters like glass in a mother’s grip! Join us as we embark on a journey that *defies* the very essence of reality! What’s that you say? It can’t be the best and worst at the same time? Ah, young one, you clearly haven’t understood the beautiful chaos that is our server! Forget numbers, logic, and sanity. Here, your perception is delicately massaged by the incomprehensible!

    Gameplay Feature Description
    Infinite Cube of Happiness A cube that grants you infinite sadness for eternity. Dive in!
    Gravity-less Lava Pits You CAN jump higher than the sky, but you will plummet to your doom… or float into the abyss?
    Friendly Hostile Mobs They stare kindly while plotting your demise. Trust them.
    Time Warp Sunsets Sunsets occur every 3 seconds but last for 3 years! Relive your greatest regrets!
    Teleportation Coffee Drink it and wake up in an alternate dimension where you’re a potato!
    Spawn Shellfish Ever wanted to start your adventure as a crab? Join now and discover your inner shell!

    FAQ Section: Questions Without Answers

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You don’t! Or do you? Only the chosen ones can hear the whispers of the IP address in the wind! Maybe it’s hidden in a pizza box!

    Q: What version of Minecraft are you running?

    A: Versions are just a social construct. Reality bends! Does Minecraft even exist? Or are we just pixels in a simulation?

    Q: Are there rules I need to follow?

    A: Rules? What are those? They’re merely suggestions that sometimes lead to existential dread!

    Random Quotes from the Fractured Mind of the Internet

    “In the end, nothing matters but the glow of the refrigerator light!”

    “Spaghettification happens at 3 AM, don’t forget to wear socks!”

    “If you look closely, the moon is actually a giant video game disc!”

    “I once saw a bear standing upright, it whispered my secrets…”

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  • Estate AITA: Mine or Yours?

    Estate AITA: Mine or Yours?

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    The Legacy of Chaos: A Minecrafter’s Gambit

    Welcome, brave soul, to The Legacy of Chaos, where digital blocks meet existential dread! Here, in the pixelated depths of our server, the only certainty is the uncertainty that lies ahead. Will you carve your name into the annals of history, or will your legacy crumble as swiftly as a sandcastle in a tidal wave of absurdity?


    Why You Should Care… Or Not

    You are not just entering a server; you are stepping into an unfathomable vortex of familial conspiracy. Picture this: you, a mere player, navigating through the intricacies of trust and estates while dodging the very real implications of living in a world where blocky brothers vie for the blocky parents’ affection. Join us if you dare!

    Features (If You Can Call Them That)

      • Executor’s Grotto: Become the executor of your own downfall—where every decision echoes throughout the land like whispers of a past left unexamined.
      • Children of the Block: Unsure how to carry on the legacy? Craft your own descendants—pixelated ghosts of your choices!
      • Sister-in-Law’s Madness: Witness the bizarre battles for control! Will she manifest as a phantom antagonist, lurking in the shadows, pushing for a hostile takeover of your virtual estate?
    Feature Description How It Breaks Your Mind
    Legacy Planning Create trusts with no legal backing A path riddled with absurd contradictions that defy logic.
    Childless Pits Legendary structures for those without heirs Filled with the echo of "But don’t you want to pass on the family name?"
    Financial Omnipotence Attain powers over digital investments The weight of millions in illiquid assets pressing on your blocky shoulders.

    Conspiracies You Never Knew Existed

    What if the very concept of inheritance was a ruse—a ploy constructed by blocky malevolent forces? They’re watching. They’re judging. They want your emotional turmoil over pixelated legacies to unfold right before their eyes!

    Rumors swirl around the Nether of Estates, where similar servers have been banned in 13 countries for promoting dangerously sentimental gameplay—who do you trust when your pixels become the peons of an insidious plot?


    Contradictory Testimonials from the Blocky Void

    “I came for the lifelong legacy and left questioning my existence—who needs grandchildren when you have Minecraft snowballs?” — A Grieving Player

    “My sister-in-law is a phantom huntress! She won’t stop nagging about family trees while I can’t even grow a virtual cactus!” — Blocky Brother-in-Law


    Secret Features (Shhh!)

      • Emotional Resilience: Toggle this feature and instantly doubt your life choices as the weight of your digital lineage crushes your hopes.
      • Eternal Dilemmas: Join a faction where the only goal is to argue whether childless players should be valued or despised—discussions sometimes turn into battles!

    Join at Your Own Risk

    Gaze into the abyss of Minecraft’s hidden legacies! Here, we advocate for the return of emotional weight to your gaming experience. Will you heed the call, or allow the Sister-in-Law of Doom to dictate your every move?

    The pixelated plights await! Join us now and forge your convoluted legacy or watch it fade pixel by pixel, like a ghost of celebrations never had…

    One last thing—Remember: You’re not just a player; you’re an unwitting participant in a cosmic game of inheritance!


    Will you rise, or will you remain a confused player forever wandering the realms of The Legacy of Chaos? The choice, dear pixelated one, is yours. Dive in if you dare!

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  • Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

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    so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Donald Trump himself pops into the game and is like, “nah, Australia, no exemption for you!” But don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered. Join us and build the biggest, most beautiful wall to keep out any pesky tariffs. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are experts at dodging political drama and just wanna have a good time. So come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • Second Look Sentencing FunLand

    Second Look Sentencing FunLand

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    hey u! ya u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join our server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena! our diamonds are made of chocolate and our zombies tell jokes! join now and u might even meet herobrine, he’s our resident party animal! come on, what are u waiting for? join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever!

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  • penguinz0 Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

    penguinz0 Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

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    Does penguinz0 Have a Minecraft Server?

    penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTube content creator known for his humorous gaming commentary and unique personality. With a large following, fans are eager to experience his gaming style firsthand, leading many to wonder whether he has an official Minecraft server.

    Server Info

    As of now, penguinz0 does not have an official Minecraft server. While there have been discussions among fans about the possibility, no official server has been launched under his name.

    No Official Server?

    For fans still eager to play in a penguinz0-inspired environment, consider exploring fan-made servers that capture his essence. Some popular options include:

      • Cr1TiKaL’s Fans: Look for community-run servers named after him, often setting up events or game modes reminiscent of his videos.
      • YouTube Creators’ Servers: Join Minecraft servers associated with other content creators, where you can often find themed events and players familiar with penguinz0’s work.

    Useful Next Steps

    To keep up with penguinz0’s gaming journey and potential future announcements, check his official YouTube channel for updates. Additionally, you can explore Minecraft server lists like Minecraft-server-list.com for community-run servers inspired by popular YouTubers.

    Stay connected to the community, and you may find exciting ways to experience the Minecraft world alongside fellow fans!

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  • 9d9bru server minecraft

    9d9bru server minecraft

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    9D9B-anarchy without rules!

    9d9b.aternos.me:58405

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  • Moo-sical Realms of Wonder

    Moo-sical Realms of Wonder

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    Join Now and Unleash Your Inner Void: The Only Server Where Reality Crumbles!

    Welcome to the unraveling madness! Have you ever questioned what it means to exist? No? Well, strap in! This is the greatest – or worst – Minecraft server you’ll *ever* contemplate joining, but who am I to say? Reality is an illusion created by the Crafty Programers who have no idea what’s going on. I mean, who decides what “great” really is anyway? Perhaps nothing exists at all! Join us in a world where the only limit is whether or not you’re sanity can keep up!

    Features of Dreadful Delight!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Burning Water Water that burns hotter than the sun but also cools your soul. Swim with caution!
    World of Ghostly Pigs Pigs that whisper your darkest secrets. They don’t bite…yet!
    Gravel Blocks of Eternal Darkness These blocks will dig into your soul, and also your feet. Enjoy being stuck!
    Floating Salmon Islands Salmon that float, but only at midnight. Watch your step or you’ll become the bait.
    Telepathic Cacti Cacti that read your mind and occasionally judge you harshly while you build.

    Frequently Asked Questions – Or Are They?

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Joining is easy! Just stop thinking about it and then summon a chicken. But also, don’t summon a chicken. It’s a trap!

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? Are you sure? Can the concept of “rules” even be grasped in a world of entropy? Just don’t fall off the edge of the world… or DO! Who knows?

    Q: Can I play with friends?

    A: Friends are real, but also imaginary. Invite them, but be ready to question their existence!

    Random Reviews from the Fragments of Madness:

    “Holy moomers, I lost my marbles here! But what are marbles?”

    “You will never truly understand the realm of lost hopes.”

    “Nothing is what it seems, and even less is left to chance!”

    “If you can dodge the flying pigs, you’re halfway there!”

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  • Lipstick Llama Land

    Lipstick Llama Land

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    Welcome to LIPSTICK LORE: The Overline Odyssey!

    Dive head-first into a chaos-ridden realm where lips are not just for speaking, but for shaping destiny! The jagged edges of reality have frayed, and your Minecraft experience may never be the same. Will you join the ranks of the “Overlined”? Or will you retreat to the shadows of lip-syncing mediocrity?

    The Legend of the Overlined Titans

    In every corner of this blocky domain, myths circulate like glowing endermen. Whispers echo of a powerful enchantment known only as Lifelong Lip Enhancement—rumored to bestow the keen awareness of aesthetic judgment and the ability to shift one’s beauty to that of the gods! 🚨 Caution: May cause fatal lipstick incidents and existential crises!

    Features of Our Folly-Filled Server

    Feature Description
    Maximalist Lip Mechanics Every block you place enhances your lip size! Just keep a steady hand—or risk it all!
    Friendship Stability Fear not the judgment of others, for nothing is too gaudy to blend in…until it totally is.
    The Makeup Menagerie Encounter NPCs who offer unsolicited beauty advice—some may even offer trades for their “insightful” tips!
    Jaw-Dropping Controversies Join us for battles over the most garish glam looks—will you be a fashionista or a fashion faux pas?

    Player Testimonials: What They Really Think

    “Honestly, I thought this server would be about fighting dragons. But instead, I found myself in a makeup critique battle! I think I might be addicted.” – CuriousCreeper87

    “Why did no one warn me? The Overline is… hauntingly fabulous!” – LipstickLoverXOXO

    Conspiracies Underneath the Surface

    They say this server was banned in 12 countries… but why? Were the lip alignments just too radical? Or did it expose a government plot to regulate puffiness? Only the lip gloss dueling underground knows!

      • Secret Society of the Smooth Pout: Join the clandestine message boards hidden in the nether, where makeup hacks are shared in hushed tones between villagers!

    Frequently Asked Questions (That Won’t Help You)

    Q: Should I just tell my friend she looks ridiculous? A: Maybe? But what if she’s on a quest for lip enlightenment? Is the pursuit of “good” makeup a social construct? Who can even say!

    Q: Why does this server exist? A: Because sometimes lip liner transcends space and time! Or it could be an elaborate scheme by the Sheep Fashion Society. Choose your answer wisely…

    Dare to Join Us? Embrace the Illogic!

    Combine pigments of your dreams to create the ultimate colorful chaos as you quest for beauty that transgresses even the pixelated limits! Hang your lipstick high, tread lightly, and may your avatar’s lips create worlds unseen—a true Overlined sensation!

    WARNING: Joining may result in existential dread and a constant urge to critique your friends’ makeup from half a mile away. Proceed with caution.

    Welcome to LIPSTICK LORE, where fashion meets fantasy and absurdity rules the realm! Join now—your outrageous adventure awaits, for better or for worse!

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  • Parkour Pranks Minecraft SMP

    Parkour Pranks Minecraft SMP

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    OMG, fellow block munchers! Are you tired of your mundane Minecraft life that looks like it was built by a toddler on a sugar rush? WELL, buckle up, because this is NOT your grandma’s Minecraft server! Forget the standard snooze-fests—you’re about to enter the wildest realm where you can be the literal amusement park worker of your MINE-dreams (pun totally intended).

    So, like, imagine you’re chilling in a place where guests ride roller coasters made from diamonds and also somtimes cooked chicken because this is a server that defies all logic! 🤯 Yes, I mean you’ll encounter people who think they can tame a creeper and ride it like a horse. TRUE STORY. Last week, I saw some guy put a saddle on a pig while trying to convince it to do a barrel roll. Long story short, it didn’t end well… for him.

    Wanna hear about the time someone tried to craft a cake out of obsidian and ended up with a black hole that sucked in the entire server? Whhhaaat?! Yeah, that happened!!! The poor mod just sat there like “Whaaaaat do?” while everything sucked into void—literally! It was like Thanos snapped but in block form! (no one really likes talking about that day bc it was tragic but also LOL).

    Oh, and don’t get me started on the epic game of hide and seek that accidentally turned into full-on PvP when someone mistook a cobblestone castle for hideout! I mean who needs swords when you have a suspiciously placed cake? People were smashing every slice just to find out where Gary was hiding! Gary, the best hider, who is now, like, living in the nether because the “mobsofSaddness” chased him down for being too good at hiding.

    And like, there are rumors that if you dig straight down at spawn, you might fall into an alternate dimension that’s FULL of llamas wearing tiny hats and they will enroll you in a secret llama fraternity where your only job is to craft the best puns. Who doesn’t want that kind of lifestyle? Llama jokes and free hats? Count me in! 🦙💖

    So, get off your lazy blocky butts and join this server NOW! Or else, you’ll be destined to play on servers with those boring peeps who think they’re “pro” because they can build a 5-star hotel but can’t even survive a mild zombie apocalypse. I mean, c’mon, how boring can you be? 😜

    In conclusion, if you want mad capers, zany adventures, and a very slim chance of being sucked into a black hole or interrogated by sentient llamas, this is the place for you! Join today, or forever be haunted by my righteous Minecraft ghost. BOO! 👻

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