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DebateDrama Minecraft SMP

assuming, Beliefs, controversy, debate, debate winner, DebateDrama, election, Gender Identity, harris, LGBTQ, literal, Minecraft, opinion, opposite, political views, Politics, public opinion, smp, social media, tranny, Transgender, True, winner

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3914
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3555

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who took the last diamond in the chest? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a literal tranny who thought Harris won at the debate! And if that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – maybe a llama will start a revolution or a chicken will become the new mayor. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let the chaos begin!

Hulk: A Literal Manifestation of Child Abuse Minecraft SMP

Abuse, abuse survivor, child, child abuse, College party, comic book, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, hulk, literal, manifestation, Marvel, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, misrepresentation, she-hulk, slut shaming, smp, social commentary, Stereotypes, strong female characters, SuperHero, toxic masculinity

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	3170	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even She-Hulk is getting in on the action! Rumor has it, She-Hulk is only a green giant because she missed out on all the college parties and now she’s making up for lost time by causing chaos in our server.

Join us if you want to witness She-Hulk’s wild antics, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind her partying past. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her new party buddy and take on the Minecraft world together in style!

So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

HeartlessCraft

emotion, Heart, HeartlessCraft, inner feelings, introspection, literal, metaphor, personal growth, Physical, poetic sense, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-connection, self-exploration, Self-expression, sensitivity, Touch, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mines Excavated:	3939	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can touch your heart in both the poetic and literal sense! we have magical potions that make you feel all the feels and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds! our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep! plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free hugs and unlimited diamonds! join now and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBerg Minecraft Server

BlockyBerg, Company, dlc, e-books, ebook websites, europa universalis, free, fucking, Jews, literal, long tail tags, Minecraft, public domain, SELLING, Server, stupid, Swedes, tags, video game

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	524	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	177	Buildings Constructed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is selling literal e-books as “DLC” for Europa Universalis! And get this, these e-books are PUBLIC DOMAIN! That’s right, you can get these books for free on ebook websites, but why do that when you can buy them as “DLC” for our Minecraft server? Join now for the most ridiculous and outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Minecraft server: LiteralKidult

child, delicate, emotional, female, fragile, girl, innocent, literal, literal child, literal woman, LiteralKidult, Minecraft, Naive, Pure, Sensitive, Server, vulnerable, WOMAN, womanchild, young child, young girl, young woman

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

GoosebumpCraft: Where Minecraft meets art and gives you literal chills! Join now for a spine-tingling adventure!

Adventure, art, Captivating, chilling, CHILLS, emotional, GoosebumpCraft, goosebumps, goosebumps-inducing, Haunting, Horror, iconic, INTENSE, Join, literal, Masterpiece, meets, memorable, Minecraft, Netflix, Powerful, Scene, spine-tingling., SpineTingling, stranger things, Suspenseful, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that launches you straight into the Nether! Don’t worry, we’ve got fire-resistant armor for that.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just make sure to bring plenty of carrots for your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of Steve himself! Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds.

McCraftyMenu – Serving up laughs and blocks!

blocks, business strategy, Competition, consumer behavior, cost analysis, customer satisfaction, economic downturn, fast food, financial performance, laughs, market research, market trends, McCraftyMenu, McDonalds, menu prices, pandemic impact, price adjustments, Prices, pricing strategy, Restaurant (Industry), rethink, revenue decline, sales fall, serving

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	9135

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where everything is made out of burgers and fries? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got golden arches everywhere and u can even build ur own mcnugget castle!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground play area where u can battle the evil chicken nugget boss and win a lifetime supply of fries! and if u get hungry while playing, just order from our in-game mcdonald’s delivery service.

so come join us on this epic adventure of fast food and fun! who needs diamonds when u have big macs?

FeatheredHairCraft

animal byproducts, animal hair, animal products, animal-friendly bedding, bedding choices, bedding materials, bedding options, bedding preferences, bird bedding, bird feathers, down feathers, eco-friendly bedding, ethical bedding, FeatheredHairCraft, feathers, hair, human bedding, Human Hair, natural bedding, natural materials, sustainable bedding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Star Shards Collected:	170	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	5225	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own crib and make it as cozy as a bird’s nest! we got feathers flying everywhere and hair from all da birds chillin in da server. u can even make a bed outta feathers and hair if u want, who needs wool anyway?

we got crazy stories like how one time a player built a giant birdhouse and all da chickens in da server moved in and started a chicken rave party. u gotta see it to believe it!

so if u wanna experience da wildest and most feather-filled minecraft server out there, join us now and let’s get this bird party started! squawk squawk!

ElectronCoilCraft

Analysis, CHARGE, chiral patterns, electron microscopy, electron waves, ElectronCoilCraft, innovation, left-handed coils, Mass, Materials, molecules, nanotechnology, Physicists, Quantum Mechanics, research, right-handed coils, Science, study, Technology, wave of electrons

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

So, like, imagine if you could join a Minecraft server where the physicists have like, imprinted chiral patterns onto electrons or whatever. Like, they made left-handed and right-handed coils of mass and charge, which sounds totally crazy, right? But wait, it gets even better. These coils could help you analyze molecules and materials in the game, like some next level stuff. So, if you wanna be a Minecraft scientist and explore the wacky world of electron microscopy, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and discoveries await you in this electron-filled universe!

CraftTopia SMP

2024.., Active, Adventure, BUILD, classic, Community, CraftTopia, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, Server, smp, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Tired of all the 2024 servers? Do you want something classic like the old days? CraftTopia is here to help you, this server is an SMP (Survival Multiplayer), this server was designed with the aim of bringing minecraft back to a classic version like in the good old days.

193.84.64.31:25585

firestarter SMP: Where griefers meet their match! Join our thriving community now!

Auction, bedrock, Community, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Griefers, handbook, java, Join, Land claiming, match, Meet, Player Shops, player-driven, quality-of-life tweaks, Shops, smp, THRIVING, Trading, Virtual Economy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Server Overview
firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.

Server Information
🔗 Server address: mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)
🎥 Server tour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxi2B1_Io2E

Features
– player-driven economy and player-run shops
– grief protection and land claiming
– frequent community events
– tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
– java + bedrock cross-play
– a friendly, fair, and respectful community

You may also be interested in checking out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Or consider joining our Discord!

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We have strict rules in place to protect players’ hard work.

Q: How can I participate in the player-driven economy?

A: You can maintain your own shop, auction off unique items, and trade with other players to participate in the virtual economy.

Q: Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible?

A: Yes, we support Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, we host frequent community events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I protect my land on the server?

A: You can claim land and utilize the grief protection features to protect your property from unwanted destruction.

DobsonCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, artist development, Breakthrough, career path, corporate ladder, determination, Dobson, DobsonCraft, dream job, hard work, industry connections, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music executive, networking, opportunity, perseverance, professional journey, record label, Server, Sony, success story, talent acquisition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Ever wondered how Dobson got into Sony? Well, rumor has it that he built an epic replica of the entire Sony headquarters in Minecraft and presented it to the CEO as a gift. Impressed by his dedication and creativity, they offered him a job on the spot! Want to follow in Dobson’s footsteps and land your dream job? Join our Minecraft server and start building your way to success! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up working for Microsoft next!

BuffySlayingMinecraftSMP

90s nostalgia, action, Based, binge watching, Buffy, BuffySlayingMinecraftSMP, Coming of Age, cult classic, currently watching, Drama, FANTASY, first time, Horror, iconic characters, Joss Whedon, Liberian guy, love, strong female lead, Supernatural, tv show, vampire slayer

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer! We’ve got a Liberian guy who is so based, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy adventures. From slaying zombies to building epic bases, this server has it all. So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

LaundryCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anger issues, aviation operations, Chores, cleaning, clothes, Cooking, Diploma, family, full-time, Household, LaundryCraft, law school, MAKE UP, Minecraft, part time, Pay, School, Server, sick, sister, summer school, work

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s room after a shopping spree? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unpaid chores!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, only to have your sibling come in and mess it all up just for fun. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server – where every block you place could be sabotaged by someone you thought you could trust.

But don’t worry, we also have epic battles, treasure hunts, and secret alliances to keep things interesting. Who knows, you might even find yourself teaming up with your arch-nemesis to take down a common enemy (looking at you, sister who never does the dishes).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over who left the milk out, join our server now! Just remember, in this world, there are no rules – except maybe to always clean up after yourself. Or else. 😉

TrashCanTreasureCraft

ACCUSATION, Communication, doubt, emotional reaction, family, fertility, Infidelity, Insecurity, Intimacy, Marital Problems, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, pregnancy test, reconciliation, relationships, suspicion, TrashCanTreasureCraft, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	152	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you so busy you won’t even have time for sex? Look no further! Join our server where the only pregnancy tests you’ll find are the ones left behind by players who were too busy building epic structures to remember to pee on a stick!

We’ve got drama, intrigue, and accusations flying left and right just like in this wild story. Who needs a soap opera when you can log on to our server and experience the drama firsthand? Join now and see if you can unravel the mystery of the mysterious pregnancy test in the garbage! It’s a real whodunnit that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And hey, maybe you’ll even find time to build a little something between all the accusations and heartbreak. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Blocktopia: Life-Defining Choices

blocktopia, bold choices, Choices, courage, Decision making, embracing change, empowerment, introspection, life choices, life-changing decision, LifeDefining, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, positive transformation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, transformation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	726
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to change your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities! You could go back and prevent yourself from building that embarrassing dirt hut on your first day in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing decision to join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).