Literal MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Literal Band Name SMP

Music, FANTASY, Thought-provoking, Entertainment, conceptual

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit band names performing every day! Like, imagine a band called The Flaming Hot Cheetos, and they actually come out on stage dressed as giant cheetos on fire, playing rock music with flaming guitars! And then there’s The Electric Bananas, who literally have electric bananas as their instruments and shoot lightning bolts at the audience while singing catchy tunes. And don’t even get me started on The Screaming Pancakes, who have pancakes with faces on them screaming as they play heavy metal music! It’s like a crazy music festival every day on our server, you don’t wanna miss out on all the wacky fun! Join now and be part of the madness!

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DebateDrama Minecraft SMP

tranny, LGBTQ, social media, assuming, True

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who took the last diamond in the chest? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a literal tranny who thought Harris won at the debate! And if that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – maybe a llama will start a revolution or a chicken will become the new mayor. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let the chaos begin!

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Hulk: A Literal Manifestation of Child Abuse Minecraft SMP

manifestation, abuse survivor, empowerment, Misogyny, child abuse

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even She-Hulk is getting in on the action! Rumor has it, She-Hulk is only a green giant because she missed out on all the college parties and now she’s making up for lost time by causing chaos in our server.

Join us if you want to witness She-Hulk’s wild antics, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind her partying past. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her new party buddy and take on the Minecraft world together in style!

So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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HeartlessCraft

introspection, inner feelings, self-connection, Physical, SELF AWARENESS

come join our epic minecraft server where you can touch your heart in both the poetic and literal sense! we have magical potions that make you feel all the feels and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds! our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep! plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free hugs and unlimited diamonds! join now and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life!

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BlockyBerg Minecraft Server

free, BlockyBerg, stupid, europa universalis, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is selling literal e-books as “DLC” for Europa Universalis! And get this, these e-books are PUBLIC DOMAIN! That’s right, you can get these books for free on ebook websites, but why do that when you can buy them as “DLC” for our Minecraft server? Join now for the most ridiculous and outrageous gaming experience of your life!

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Minecraft server: LiteralKidult

Minecraft, emotional, young child, Sensitive, literal

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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GoosebumpCraft: Where Minecraft meets art and gives you literal chills! Join now for a spine-tingling adventure!

Haunting, INTENSE, goosebumps-inducing, spine-tingling., CHILLS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that launches you straight into the Nether! Don’t worry, we’ve got fire-resistant armor for that.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just make sure to bring plenty of carrots for your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of Steve himself! Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds.

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Disappointed Peaceful Table

Understanding, keeping the peace, Disappointment, conflict resolution strategies, compromise

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we got creepers that tell dad jokes and zombies that breakdance.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with diamonds raining from the sky and unlimited cake for days. we have a secret underground base where llamas run the show and chickens ride around on pigs.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play hide and seek. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter. just remember, “keeping the peace” means somebody leaves the table with a side of disappointment.

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Crafty Love Connection

love, uncertainty reduction, Communication, interpersonal connection, trust building

so, like, u ever wanted to feel like u in a romantic relationship with ur minecraft server? well, do i have the place for u! this server is all about that shared reality, man. when u and ur fellow players have that mutual understanding, it’s like u completing each other’s sentences, but in minecraft.

u won’t feel uncertain about anything on this server, cuz we all in this together, building and crafting and laughing our way to victory. and let me tell u, when u log off, u gonna feel like u have more meaning in ur life. u gonna be like, “wow, i really did something today in that minecraft server. i am fulfilled.”

plus, the stories on this server are wild, man. like, one time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was insane, but also kinda beautiful in a weird way. u never know what u gonna find on this server, but u know it’s gonna be epic.

so come join us, and let’s create our own shared reality in the world of minecraft. together, we can conquer anything and everything. also, there’s free cake. who doesn’t love free cake?

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What is the IP for VALORANT Champions Tour EMEA Minecraft Server?

EMEA, Server, Champions, VALORANT, Tour

The VALORANT Champions Tour EMEA is a premier esports tournament featuring the top teams from Europe, the Middle East, and Africa competing in Riot Games’ popular tactical first-person shooter game, VALORANT. The tournament provides a platform for teams to showcase their skills and compete for a spot in the global VALORANT Champions Tour. With high stakes and intense competition, the VALORANT Champions Tour EMEA is a must-watch event for esports fans around the world.

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