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Literal Band Name SMP

literal band names, Musicians, smp, Entertainment, artists

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit band names performing every day! Like, imagine a band called The Flaming Hot Cheetos, and they actually come out on stage dressed as giant cheetos on fire, playing rock music with flaming guitars! And then there’s The Electric Bananas, who literally have electric bananas as their instruments and shoot lightning bolts at the audience while singing catchy tunes. And don’t even get me started on The Screaming Pancakes, who have pancakes with faces on them screaming as they play heavy metal music! It’s like a crazy music festival every day on our server, you don’t wanna miss out on all the wacky fun! Join now and be part of the madness!

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DebateDrama Minecraft SMP

opinion, controversy, public opinion, debate, True

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who took the last diamond in the chest? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a literal tranny who thought Harris won at the debate! And if that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – maybe a llama will start a revolution or a chicken will become the new mayor. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let the chaos begin!

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Hulk: A Literal Manifestation of Child Abuse Minecraft SMP

empowerment, manifestation, she-hulk, hulk, toxic masculinity

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even She-Hulk is getting in on the action! Rumor has it, She-Hulk is only a green giant because she missed out on all the college parties and now she’s making up for lost time by causing chaos in our server.

Join us if you want to witness She-Hulk’s wild antics, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind her partying past. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her new party buddy and take on the Minecraft world together in style!

So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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HeartlessCraft

self-connection, emotion, metaphor, introspection, SELF AWARENESS

come join our epic minecraft server where you can touch your heart in both the poetic and literal sense! we have magical potions that make you feel all the feels and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds! our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep! plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free hugs and unlimited diamonds! join now and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life!

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BlockyBerg Minecraft Server

ebook websites, europa universalis, literal, dlc, fucking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is selling literal e-books as “DLC” for Europa Universalis! And get this, these e-books are PUBLIC DOMAIN! That’s right, you can get these books for free on ebook websites, but why do that when you can buy them as “DLC” for our Minecraft server? Join now for the most ridiculous and outrageous gaming experience of your life!

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Minecraft server: LiteralKidult

delicate, literal woman, girl, fragile, young woman

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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GoosebumpCraft: Where Minecraft meets art and gives you literal chills! Join now for a spine-tingling adventure!

meets, chilling, Minecraft, Netflix, spine-tingling.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that launches you straight into the Nether! Don’t worry, we’ve got fire-resistant armor for that.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just make sure to bring plenty of carrots for your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of Steve himself! Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds.

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Million Dollar Profits Minecraft SMP

smp, financial freedom, Longevity, Financial Planning, Financial Success

Are you tired of dying in Minecraft and losing all your stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, our magical world has a secret potion that will keep you alive and healthy for eternity. Say goodbye to respawning at your bed and hello to immortality!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the richest player on the server? Just befriend the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Tree. Yes, you heard that right – a tree that grows bacon! Imagine never having to hunt for food again because you have a never-ending supply of delicious bacon at your fingertips.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where you can live healthy and forever, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where bacon grows on trees. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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FegCraft – Minecraft Server

fire emblem heroes, guides, Minecraft, general, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take our love for Fire Emblem to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, strategic gameplay, and a community that’s tighter than Chrom’s pants.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground arena where you can duel other players using nothing but diamond swords and enchanted bows. Rumor has it that if you win three matches in a row, you’ll unlock the legendary Fire Emblem armor set that grants you +1000 defense against creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden village in the sky where you can trade with villagers who look suspiciously like characters from the Fire Emblem series. Need some emeralds? Just trade them a few stacks of Nether wart and they’ll hook you up.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on our quest to find the mythical Fire Emblem itself. Legend has it that it’s hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire hotter than the sun. But hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that Fire Emblem fans are not to be messed with. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose Hector.

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> Almost 2025 Minecraft SMP

Lost, year 2025, forgotten memories., looking ahead, Reflection

Are you tired of being stuck in the past, like almost 2025 kind of past? Join our Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! We’ve got players from all different eras, from cavemen to astronauts, all coming together to build, mine, and cause chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. So come join us and make history…or rewrite it completely!

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