We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs!
Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can ride on a llama while battling zombie villagers with enchanted pickaxes!
Forget reading, come join the madness and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!
We got more mods than a grandma’s knitting circle! You want dragons? We got ’em. You want flying pigs? We got those too. Heck, we even got a mod that turns all the creepers into kittens!
And don’t even get me started on the building competitions. We’ve got more creativity flowing through this server than a kindergarten art class on sugar rush!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the alphabet was actually organized by how many times each letter could make you laugh. That’s right, our server is all about bringing joy and laughter to your Minecraft experience.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. All you have to do is find the magical rainbow sheep that guards the treasure and answer its riddles correctly. Easy peasy, right?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some alphabet soup out of those boring old letters. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new way to spell “fun”!
If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?
oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.
so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.
Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with your fellow players as they butcher the English language with reckless abandon. Can you survive the hilarity of hearing someone call a creeper a “creepy” or a diamond sword a “diamonkey sword”?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in mispronounced words. Will you be brave enough to decipher their cryptic messages and unravel the mysteries of our mispronunciation-filled world?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show off your linguistic creativity (or lack thereof) as you embark on a journey unlike any other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our linguistic shenanigans, you might want to stick to playing solitaire.
join our server and be like zelensky, but without all the political drama. u can sign deals and stuff, but they won’t cost u 10 generations of ur family’s wealth.
come join us and be the ruler of ur own minecraft world, where u can mine all the diamonds u want without worrying about the economy crashing. it’s like a utopia, but with creepers and stuff.
so come on down and join our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can fit in ur inventory. trust us, it’s way better than signing natural resource deals that will haunt u for generations to come.
this server is so lit, even a 30-year old woman who ate street food in bangkok, raw sushi in tokyo, and swam in the ocean in hawaii couldn’t resist joining! she said the only thing more addictive than our server was the sushi (and that’s saying a lot)!
we’ve got more excitement than a medical mystery, more adventure than a trip around the world, and more laughs than a rat lungworm trying to navigate a brain! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!
Deepstone is a cave-only Anarchy server with custom terrain that allows for full minecraft playthrough without any need for going up to surface. Mods/admins play on survival too so you don’t have to worry about admin abuse. Expect hidden structures and beautiful landscape for aggressive and passive gameplay.
deepstone.play-network.io
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Friendly People | We pride ourselves on being respectful, welcoming, and (somewhat) mature. We maintain a relaxed environment where you can be as you please. |
| Vanilla Plus | No pay to win. Everyone is equal and limited only by what vanilla Minecraft can do. Server-side data packs enhance gameplay. |
| Easy connectivity | Server is up 24/7, no mods needed to join. Simple Voice Chat mod encouraged for easy communication. |
| Redstone Ready | Running on 1.21.4 Fabric, Redstone contraptions won’t break. |
A: Click here to join our Discord server. Fill out an application in the applications channel to start playing.
A: We prefer players to be 16 years or older to ensure a safe environment for everyone.
A: Some of our data packs include “fast leaf decay”, “mob and player head drops”, “Discord to Minecraft chat”, “invisible item frames”, and “custom armor stands”. More details can be found in our Discord server.
A: No mods are needed to join the server. The Simple Voice Chat mod is encouraged for communication but not required.
A: Message tastygarlek, .anmts, or klaatzoo on Discord for any questions or issues.
A: Our server owner, Klaatzoo, has a big ego. Please excuse the server name.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we got more merch than a Villager on Black Friday! Plus, our streams are so lit, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool. And don’t even get me started on our debut stream – it’s more epic than finding diamonds at bedrock level!
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to rock on with us. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers – unless they’re helping you find buried treasure, of course. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!
Our server is the perfect place to teach young ones right from wrong, whether they’re NPCs or real players. No more eye-rolling or refusing to share tables here – we believe in creating a harmonious virtual family where apologies are encouraged and justice is served by building pixelated courts.
So come on down and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real-life family dinners when you can have a Minecraft feast with us? Join now and be the hero your blocky relatives never knew they needed!
Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers, whether you’re a new parent looking to build a library for your baby or just someone who wants to escape reality for a while. We don’t judge your reading choices or accuse you of being a secret racist just because you enjoy a classic children’s book.
So come on over and join us for some fun and relaxation. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground library filled with rare books waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a Dr. Seuss book that even Sil would approve of!
