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CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	82
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3759	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Ores Mined:	8198
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, channel, claim flags, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dive, dynamic, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Jobs, Land claiming, madness, meets, Minecraft, player-driven economy, shopping, smp, Survival, Tools, Website

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Magic Items Found:	1188	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

DATING, deal breakers, immediate red flag, Minecraft, red flags in a crush, red flags in a dating prospect, red flags in a love interest, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential boyfriend or girlfriend, red flags in a potential mate, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to watch out for, red flags when dating, RedFlagDating, relationships, smp, Someone new, warning signs

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

CraftyFamilyPranks

childhood memories, CraftyFamilyPranks, Entertainment, family, family bonding, funny, good times, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, Memories, Mischief, playful, Practical Jokes, pranks, RELATIVES, silly, Surprise, Trickery, tricksters

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Towns Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	829	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2673

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥