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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9208 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 146 |
– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!
– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!
– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?
– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!
So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?
