Players: |
109/600 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Crops Grown: |
1058 |
Orbs of Power Found: |
4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: |
9 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
2 |
Potions Brewed: |
116 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: |
1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: |
21 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
10 |
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so, like, this
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.