Listened MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RegretCraft: Should’ve Listened

hindsight, Best advice, Shouldve, RegretCraft, not following

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and see how long you can ride it before it inevitably explodes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your wacky adventure today! Trust us, you’ll regret not joining sooner.

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The Goyslop Gaming Co. Presents: DudeCraft – Where Pixels Meet Laughs! LOLZ

Gaming, laughs, customer service, SHITTED OUR PANTS, Demands

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because the Goyslop Gaming Company actually listened to our demands when we collectively pooped our pants in protest! That’s right, we have the power to make things happen with our bowel movements.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.

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ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

asmr, (Audio), Sleep, ASMRCraft, Relaxation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!

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LOLcraft: GAME OVER, You Should’ve Listened

Mobile Gaming, try again, strategy, LOSE, Competition

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to win is to GAME OVER… Now!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, dragons, and unicorn rides. Our server is home to the rarest diamond blocks and the most elusive creepers you’ll ever encounter.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known to challenge players to dance-offs and building competitions. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. GAME OVER… Now!

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YogurtCraft: Where cows play guitars and creepers bust a move! Rock out in our pixelated world!

Cows, Same Story, zzz., Angelfish, CREEPERS

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more dances than a disco ball on steroids, with hits like “Angelfish,” “Pretender,” and “Watashi Idol Sengen” that will have you grooving all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate K-pop experience with “Violera,” where you can dance your heart out to the latest beats. And if you’re feeling hungry, why not take a break and listen to the soothing sounds of “Pizza”?

And if you’re looking for some 3D fun, we’ve got you covered with dances like “Kinyoubi no Ohayo” and “Yuki no Hana” that will have you feeling like you’re right in the middle of the action.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of music, dance, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even spot Cirno doing the perfect math class dance in 3D! It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops.

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BorderBlockersCraft: Where devs troll with borders and blockades!

BorderBlockersCraft, game obstacles, game design, player experience, Immersion

Come join our Minecraft server where the devs have gone absolutely bonkers with their plot protection! They’ve built borders and blockades around high level areas to keep you from breaking the plot…or maybe they just don’t want you finding their secret stash of diamond blocks! Who knows what mysteries lie beyond those barriers – will you be the one to uncover the truth, or will you be forever stuck on the wrong side of the fence, staring longingly at the forbidden lands? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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– LOLcraft: “Sick Surprise Edition” – ZombieVirusCraft: “The Element of Surprise” – IllnessCraft: “Unexpectantly Infected” – SneakySicknessCraft: “A Healthy Dose of Chaos” – SurpriseSickCraft: “Unexpectedly Ailing Adventures”

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings. And guess what? The pig-icorn went on to lead an army of chickens in a battle against an army of evil llamas. It was epic, trust me.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, surprised, and entertained, then look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret potion that turns you into a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless!

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GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft! Join the adventure now!

GigCraft, Barbara, Daily check-in rewards, genshin, Kaedehara Kazuha

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and a sprinkle of chaos.

Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco club where the villagers go to party after dark. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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Crafty Chaos: Troll Edition – Pranking Tranny-Kun, Retart-San, and Z2Cuck Since Day 2!

Empathy, trannykun, growth, Day2, Chaos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil creepers and zombie invasions.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and even have dance parties with friendly villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that by joining our server, you’ll be helping to make the world a better place. How, you ask? Well, every time you defeat a mob or complete a quest, a tree is planted in real life! That’s right, you’ll be saving the environment one pixelated tree at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server and let’s save the world together!

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LOLcraft: The Server Where Creepers Are More Aggressive Than Your Ex

Sluts, CREEPERS, Server, AGGRESSIVE, frisky

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is aggressive, frisky, and unceasingly horny! Sorry purityfags, but we’re all about that slut life here.

Join our server for a wild ride where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures, engage in scandalous roleplay, and unleash your inner freak. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of decency.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door!

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