LISTENED Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RegretCraft: Should’ve Listened

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and see how long you can ride it before it inevitably explodes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your wacky adventure today! Trust us, you’ll regret not joining sooner.

The Goyslop Gaming Co. Presents: DudeCraft – Where Pixels Meet Laughs! LOLZ

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Buildings Constructed:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Divine Spears Created:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because the Goyslop Gaming Company actually listened to our demands when we collectively pooped our pants in protest! That’s right, we have the power to make things happen with our bowel movements.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.

ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!

LOLcraft: GAME OVER, You Should’ve Listened

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	3209
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to win is to GAME OVER… Now!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, dragons, and unicorn rides. Our server is home to the rarest diamond blocks and the most elusive creepers you’ll ever encounter.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known to challenge players to dance-offs and building competitions. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. GAME OVER… Now!

GrossCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world.

Have you ever had to fight off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’ve had to navigate a maze filled with exploding sheep? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging through mountains of dirt and lava just to find a single diamond. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams!

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even encounter a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off.

BlockBusters: No Time for Sex

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time alone in your Minecraft world, with no one to keep you company? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We guarantee that you’ll never have to go without sex or masturbation again, thanks to our virtual companions who are always ready to lend a hand…or a block. Join us now and say goodbye to those lonely nights spent mining and crafting by yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YemenCraft Server: 3 Killed, 87 Injured

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

u know what’s more lit than a drone attack in Tel Aviv? joining our minecraft server, where the only explosions u’ll see are from creeper blasts! we’ve got more action than a war zone, with at least 3 players killed and 87 injured every day! join now for the thrill of dodging airstrikes and building your dream base in the midst of chaos. who needs real life drama when u can have all the excitement in minecraft? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyKremlinDefense

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia’s defence ministry is like “woops, we lost a bunch of planes cuz our spare parts sucked”? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. literally, we blow stuff up all the time. come join us and be part of the chaos. who needs planes when u can have diamond armor and a creeper army, amirite? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!

Universe Speck Minecraft Server

Creative, Development, Discord, imagination, Lore, minecraft server, Mods, Plugins, Skills, Universe Speck

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19

Universe Speck is a fascinating universe for your imagination, skills and creativity! Here plugins and mods are harmoniously combined. There is its own initial lore, which in the future will only improve and develop! We will develop in the same way with you!

To get to the server, join our Discord channel: https://discord.gg/5kJn7evC6e

host.king-host.ru:25625

ARCANUS Mc: Where the vanilla is semi and the economy’s in shambles! 😂

Adventure, ArCANUs, Community, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Economys, Events, Factions, Gaming, Medieval, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi, semi anarchy, Server, Shambles, Survival, Vanilla, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	91	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	1702
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

ArcanusMC Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to ArcanusMC! Join us and carve your own path to greatness in the world of Minecraft.

Why Join Us?

Server Address: 135.148.70.121:25577

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 135.148.70.121:25577
What type of gameplay does ArcanusMC offer?	ArcanusMC offers semi-vanilla gameplay with minor enhancements, PvP battles, and an economy system.
Can I build my own empire on the server?	Yes, you can build an empire, engage in epic battles, or simply enjoy the community on ArcanusMC.

KoboCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your day shine brighter than a diamond block? Look no further than Bokobokobo- Kobo Kanaeru! Our server is run by the local slutty bratty Rain Shaman Kobo Kanaeru, who will shower you with blessings and rainbows as you play.

Join us for outrageous karaoke nights where Kobo Kanaeru serenades you with her angelic voice. Witness her debut stream where she tames creepers with her charm and karate skills. And don’t miss out on the original songs she performs, guaranteed to make your heart melt like nether quartz in a furnace.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with fan art, memes, and fan-made content dedicated to Kobo Kanaeru. Join the Kobokerz fan club and become part of the craziest community in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let Kobo Kanaeru be the sunshine in your blocky world! #Kobocast #AeruSeni #Kobokerz #Kobobrok #RainbowBlessings

HairCraft Server: Atomic Swap Marketplace Launch!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3038	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the haircomb atomic swap marketplace launch thread server – where you can trade your hair combs for rare items and even swap faces with other players!

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of hair combs! And don’t forget about our weekly fashion shows where the best hair comb outfit wins a lifetime supply of virtual hair gel.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground marketplace where you can buy and sell enchanted hair combs that give you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs out of your ears. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair comb madness begin!

ShowerCraft2021

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

RostovRumbleCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	186
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up russian airfields with drones for fun! we got satellite images to prove it, bro! watch as we wreak havoc in Rostov Oblast and cause chaos like never before. join us for the ultimate thrill ride and be part of the most insane minecraft community out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and destruction all day, every day? join now and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!