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Confused Creeper’s Comedy Club: Where even the skeletons have a sense of humor!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Farms Harvested:	454
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even HIV can’t handle it! That’s right, we’ve got the cure for your gaming blues with our wild and wacky world where even North Africa is safer than the white man’s domain. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions and see why everyone is dying to get in (pun intended)!

BlockBusterCraft: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #VCR

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Farms Harvested:	596
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness Dimitri’s epic fail of allowing the villagers to take over and turn the whole server into a wild party zone.

Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? Come on over and participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made out of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything goes!

Red vs Blue: Minecraft Madness – Where Teams Battle for Blocks and Bragging Rights!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mines Excavated:	2982
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9011
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Tired of the same old red vs blue battles in every game? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to a whole new level with teams like neon pink vs radioactive green! Why settle for boring when you can have a rainbow of chaos?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out in a world where the grass is purple and the sky is polka-dotted. Fight alongside your teammates in epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Blocky Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes (and a lifetime supply of diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of color, chaos, and craziness. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking creeper along the way!

MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	457981	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more pixelated than the blocks is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Looking for a server that’s as picturesque as a Bob Ross painting? Look no further, because we’ve got landscapes that will make you want to build a cabin and live off the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the world of DELTARUNE, where you can battle enemies and make friends with quirky characters.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive merch that will make your friends jealous, from Undertale artbooks to Deltarune plushies. And if you’re feeling extra creative, check out our writebins for inspiration or dive into our fangamebin for some truly wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Blocky B*tches & Bros Minecraft Server – Where Vindictive Women & Evolutionary Disadvantages Collide!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!

Chiya’s Crazy Craft Corner: Where Ujimatsu Rules and Diamonds Drool

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic bunnies? Well, look no further because on our server, Chiya Ujimatsu reigns supreme as the sweetest, kindest, most loyal, most beautiful, sexiest, and most feminine bunny of them all! Join us and witness the epic battles between Chiya and her rivals as they compete for the title of ultimate bunny queen. Trust us, you won’t find this level of bunny drama anywhere else. So hop on over to our server and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Chiya Ujimatsu!

GodlessCraft: Where Your Deity Goes Missing in Action!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mines Excavated:	3939	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1423	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Items Found:	4534	Emeralds Found:	442
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild zombie pigs while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in the most creative way possible?

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our “Haunted Mineshaft” where the ghosts of past players roam and try to steal your diamonds. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can trade with our resident talking llamas who only accept emeralds as payment?

So come on, join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

BoomerCraft: Where age is just a number! Join now and show those youngins how it’s done!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Star Shards Collected:	218
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules about age limits? Well, look no further because on our server, the only age limit is how old you feel in your heart! We’ve had players as old as 100 rocking it in our virtual world, proving that age is just a number when it comes to Minecraft.

Join us and embark on epic quests with players who have seen it all and still have the energy to mine diamonds like a pro. Our community of seasoned gamers will show you the ropes and teach you the ancient art of crafting with a side of wisdom and humor.

So come on, don’t let society dictate how old is too old for gaming. Join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world where age is just a silly concept. Let’s show the world that you’re never too old to build a pixelated empire!

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are into cuckolding! Join us for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that really spices things up? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you newly minted cuckolds out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Build your own cuckoo clock tower, mine for cuckoo eggs, and even participate in our weekly cuckoo costume contests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits. Will you be the one to catch his eye and earn a coveted spot in his cuckoo army?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly cuckoo for cuckolding, look no further. Join us today and let the cuckoo madness begin!

Blocky Blunders: Tel Aviv Edition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ores Mined:	2724
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4907
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a nuke hitting Tel Aviv? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll blow your mind (but hopefully not literally like that nuke). Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected explosions (just kidding…hopefully). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you can survive the madness!