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Beaner’s Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, aunts, BEANER, beaners, cousins, deported, Environment, fag, girlfriends loved ones, gringo, Hispanic culture, illegal family, inb4 muh family, lisp, Mexican-American, new wave grunge, Paperwork, prescription aviators, Realm, Spanish, spics, uncles, White

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Animals Bred:	136	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question your existence! Don’t call me gringo, you beaner! Stay on your side of the river, unless you want to experience the craziest adventure of your life. We don’t discriminate, we just want to have fun and build epic structures together. Plus, we have prescription aviators for everyone and play the most fag new wave grunge music you’ve ever heard. Illegal family members? Who needs ’em! Join us and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, except for those pesky illegal cousins. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh until we can’t tell reality from the Minecraft world anymore. See you on the server, amigos!

CraftyCashCrew

Beliefs, budgeting, Childhood, CraftyCashCrew, family, financial situation, Financial Stability, future planning, Impact, influence, lessons learned, Lifestyle, Memories, MONEY, savings, socioeconomic status, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the diamonds you could ever dream of! Join us and leave your financial woes behind as you build your way to riches beyond your wildest imagination.

Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.

So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

RussCraft: Safe Haven for Putin’s Moral Values

authoritarianism, conservatism, culture, Globalization, Government, Haven, Ideology, immigration, international relations, liberal, Migration, moral, Moral values, Politics, putin, Putins, RussCraft, russia, Safe, safe haven, social change, society, Trade, VALUES, Western ways

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	163
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	245	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Votes:	4092	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Animals Bred:	152

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE WESTERN WAYS N EMBRACE PUTIN’S MORAL VALUES. WE GOT BEARS RIDING ON HORSES N VODKA FOUNTAINS. U CAN BUILD UR OWN KREMLIN N RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT MATRYOSHKA DOLL. ALSO, EVERYONE GETS A PET BEAR THAT CAN DO TRICKS LIKE BALANCING A BOTTLE OF VODKA ON ITS NOSE. COME JOIN DA FUN, COMRADES!

Termina – Where Villagers Train for Battle (Without Raiding or PVP)!

battle, Battles, Blood, competitive, Conquer, Empires, Grief, Griefing, Hardcore Pvp, hunt, Kingdoms, Loot, no pay to win, PvP, pvp combat, Raiding, strength, Survival, Termina, Termina Duels, Towny Warfare, Train, Victory, villagers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ores Mined:	696
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Server Name	TerminaMC
Server IP	TerminaMC.com
Discord	discord.gg/Termina
Bedrock IP	19132
Java IP	25565

Overview:

FAQ:

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed and encouraged on the server. Players can raid their enemies, loot treasures, and leave destruction in their wake.

2. How can I protect my land on the server?

Players can protect their land using Towny, but they must be prepared to defend it as well. Towns can clash in epic battles, and only the strongest will survive.

3. Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

No, there are no pay-to-win elements on the server. Players must earn perks and advantages through gameplay, creating a fair and competitive environment.

4. Can I challenge other players to duels on the server?

Yes, players can test their PvP skills in the exclusive “Termina Duels” arena. They can challenge other players, wager items or currency, and fight for supremacy.

5. Is the server suitable for players who enjoy hardcore PvP?

Yes, the server is designed for players who love the thrill of PvP combat, raiding, and conquering. It is ideal for hardcore PvP lovers looking for a competitive environment.

BlushCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, awkward, beauty, BlushCraft, blushing, Body language, Communication, creep, cute girl, embarrassed, first impression, FLIRTING, hair salon, hair styling, Haircut, Minecraft, Nervous, personal appearance, salon experience, self-conscious, Server, Social Interaction, stylist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your awkward interactions with hairdressers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, nobody cares how red your face gets when someone touches your hair! Join us for a hair-raising adventure where you can build your own salon and practice your flirting skills without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love among the pixelated haircuts. So come on, join us and show that hairdresser who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: DrewMcIntyre420

Drew McIntyre, Drew McIntyre at Bash in Berlin, DrewMcIntyre420, I am the Taylor Swift for men, I’m gonna show the world, I’m gonna show you, McIntyre Dominance, McIntyre Empire, McIntyre Legacy, McIntyre Mania, McIntyre Phenomenon, McIntyre Revolution, McIntyre Showdown, McIntyre World Tour, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Scottish Champion, Scottish Wrestler, smp, wrestling superstar, wwe, wwe champion

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1920	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Animals Bred:	106	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, Drew McIntyre himself appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a wrestling match in Berlin! And guess what? He’s the Taylor Swift for men!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like llama jousting, chicken racing, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

PlushiePurgeCraft

attachment, childhood toy, cleanliness, comfort object, Communication, compromise, disagreement, germs, health, hygiene, long-term relationships, otaku hobbies, PlushiePurgeCraft, relationships, sharing a bed, Sickness, sleeping habits, sleeping with stuffed animals, stuffed animal, travel habits, Washing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	840	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Animals Bred:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	6481
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of cleanliness, even for stuffed animals! Join us and experience the thrill of washing virtual stuffed animals to prevent in-game germs and mites from spreading. Just like in real life, we believe in the power of hygiene, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your virtual stuffed animals can get sick and spread their germs to other players if not properly washed. Take on the challenge of keeping your in-game plushies clean and germ-free, all while embarking on epic adventures with your friends.

Don’t be like the girlfriend in the story who refused to wash her stuffed animal for 15+ years – join our server and show her the importance of hygiene in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe her mom the nurse will even join us and learn a thing or two about virtual cleanliness.

So come on, join our server and let’s wash away those in-game germs together! Remember, a clean stuffed animal is a happy stuffed animal in the world of Minecraft.

CashMeOutsideMC SMP

abundance, affluence, CashMeOutsideMC, defiance, extravagant spending, extravagant wealth, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, high society, INDEPENDENCE, lavish living, living large, luxury, millionaire lifestyle, opulence, power, prosperity, Rebellion, smp, success, wealth

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	508479
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Do you want to flex on all your friends with your virtual wealth? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us and amass so much virtual wealth that even Notch himself would be jealous.

Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Want to prove you have the biggest brain in the game? Join our weekly trivia nights where the winner gets a diamond block! Think you’re the best PvPer around? Take on our reigning champion in a 1v1 battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hermit Crab, a giant crab that roams the oceans of our world. Defeat the Hermit Crab and claim its treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show the world what true ‘fuck you’ money looks like!

SecretCraft: Shhh…Don’t Tell!

clandestine habits, concealed activities, confidential actions, confidential routines, covert habits, covert practices, hidden behaviors, hidden habits, personal rituals, personal secrets, private actions, private behaviors, secret activities, secret habits, SecretCraft, Shhh…Dont, undisclosed activities, undisclosed behaviors, undisclosed habits, undisclosed practices, unshared actions, unshared behaviors

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	249	Zombie Dances:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Do you secretly build giant statues of llamas in your Minecraft world when no one is looking? Well, guess what? Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner llama-loving architect! Join us for a wild ride filled with llama-themed adventures, secret llama societies, and even a llama rodeo every Saturday night (Disclaimer: llamas not actually included in rodeo). So come on, join our server and let your llama obsession run wild!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, CraftyCraze, digital communication, digital identity, forum post, internet forum, internet post, internet privacy, long tail, Minecraft, No. 270079367, online anonymity, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online interaction, online persona, online presence, Server, Tag, User-generated content

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against zombie llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and our admin team consists of magical unicorns who grant wishes to lucky players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Motor/sp/ort Madness Minecraft SMP

4 Hours of Spa-Francorchamps, Arca, Bitnile.com Grand Prix of Portland, Circuit de Nevers Magny-Cours, Circuit ICAR, circuit zandvoort, Coke Zero Sugar 400, Daytona International Speedway, Dutch Grand Prix, elms, Formula 1, GT Festival #1, GT Festival #2, GTWC Asia, GTWC Australia, GTWC Europe, IMSA Pilot, Indy NXT, IndyCar, LIUNA 175, madness, Magny-Cours #1, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, Mobility Resort Motegi, Motegi, Motor sport, motorsport, MX-5 Cup, NASCAR Canada, NASCAR Cup, NASCAR Trucks, NASCAR Xfinity, Okayama International Circuit #1, Phillip Island Grand Prix Circuit, Portland International Raceway, smp, Sprecher 150, Super Formula, Virginia International Raceway Race #1, Virginia Is For Racing Lovers Grand Prix, Wawa 250

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like a NASCAR race on steroids! Join us for some high-octane action and adrenaline-pumping races that will have you on the edge of your seat.

We’ve got more races than you can shake a stick at, from NASCAR Xfinity to GTWC Australia to Super Formula and everything in between. And the best part? You can participate in all of them right from the comfort of your Minecraft world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you race against your friends in virtual cars while building your dream world at the same time? It’s like living in a fast and furious dreamland where anything is possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of the race and the excitement of Minecraft all in one place. Join us now and let the craziness begin!