Lisbon Massacre Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	575	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

The Banana

Adventure, Adventurer, banana, Biomes, Builder, CityCenter, Community, creativity, Difficulty, Farming, InnerCity, landscapes, Livestock, Mods, paths, Rewards, RuralAreas, SeasonThree, shadows, Shoppingdistrict, smp, suburbs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	363	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Farms Harvested:	307	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City

Features
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths. Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven

Details
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits

Information
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP is ready to welcome you home.

Check out our Modpack Here and see our Modlist

Join our Discord Server Here to get WHITELISTED

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Banana SMP?	To join, you need to first join our Discord server and get whitelisted. You can find the link above.
What mods are included in the modpack?	You can check out our modlist by visiting the link provided above for our modpack.
Can I choose my own Origin in Banana City?	Yes, you can choose your Origin and start your adventure in one of the unique neighborhoods or go solo.
Is Banana SMP suitable for all playstyles?	Yes, Banana City features neighborhoods tailored for builders, decorators, teams, farmers, and livestock enthusiasts.

Eon Nexus Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Eon, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realms, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6819	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness! We got characters with names you can’t even pronounce, like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori. These peeps are lit, man, they got Twitter, YouTube, and Twitch on lock! And don’t even get me started on Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi, they’re like the dream team of Minecraft! Plus, we got Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro, the trio of epicness! Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, and Remilia Nephys are like the queens of this server, ruling with an iron fist! And let’s not forget about Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, and Himemiya Rie, they’re the real MVPs! Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, and Runie Ruse are like the secret weapons, ready to take on any challenge! Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and Hikanari Hina are the powerhouses of this server, ready to crush anyone in their path! And Saya Sairroxs, Kaminari Clara, and Kannagi Loki are like the ultimate trio of destruction, ready to bring chaos to the server! Kokoromo Memory, Gram Pico, and Ayase Yuu are like the final bosses, ready to test your skills to the limit! So come join this Minecraft server, where the madness never ends and the fun never stops! Let’s get this party started, bro!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

back pain, Caregiver, caregiving, digestive issues, elderly care, family agreement, family dynamics, family house, financial support, Grandma, GrannyCraft, home safety, leg pain, limiting time, Medical advice, mental health, Minecraft, nursing home, quality time, Server, smoking, taking care, wheelchair

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a wild adventure in Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of family drama and caregiving chaos!

Imagine a world where you and your brother are in charge of taking care of your stubborn grandma, who refuses to listen to any advice and just wants to smoke cigarettes in bed. Will you be able to prevent her from burning down the whole house?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of working from home while trying to keep grandma entertained and out of trouble. Will you be able to balance your work life and caregiving duties?

Join now for a chance to navigate through family disputes, emotional breakdowns, and the ultimate quest to find grandma a nursing home before she drives everyone insane. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this epic saga – it’s a once in a lifetime experience!

CarCraftFamVacay

Blue Ridge GA, CarCraftFamVacay, city stuff, complaining, country stuff, countryside, family vacations, INDEPENDENCE, own thing, own time, personal space, Preferences, road trip, Rural, separate vehicle, solo travel, Trails, travel, Urban, Vehicle, wine places

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of being on other people’s time and just want to do your own thing? Join our Minecraft server where you can roam freely and do whatever you want without anyone telling you what to do!

Just like when I went to Blue Ridge, GA and had to ride in one vehicle with everyone else. But on our server, you can drive your own separate vehicle and never have to deal with annoying passengers again! No more city stuff, just pure country vibes and trails for days.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Who needs wine places when you can have your own virtual country paradise?

Blocky Wisdom

advice, blocky, enduring advice, enduring wisdom, guiding principles, impactful sayings, impactful words, inspirational phrases, inspirational quotes, lasting impressions, life advice, life lessons, life mantras, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, memorable sayings, personal motto, Saying, wisdom, wise words, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life, where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a VIP pass to get in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers world? It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions and less Oompa Loompas.

BlockWars: No More Deals

arms control, arms trade, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, Deals, defense industry, diplomatic tensions, european politics, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliances, military contracts, political decisions, Russian arms deals, Serbia, Serbia cancels deals, Serbia-Russia relations, trade agreements, ukraine war, Western sanctions

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

yo, so this server is like the wild west of Minecraft, but with a twist! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. join us if you want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens. plus, we have a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. come join the madness, it’s gonna be epic!

Medieval Unlimited

Achievements, armor, Building Competitions, Custom Map, Economy, Events, Furniture, Immersive, Lore, Medieval, mobs, Quests, Realism, Religion, Sandbox, smp, Steeds, Survival, trebuchets, Unlimited, Upgrades, War, weapons

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Medieval Unlimited Minecraft Server

Server IP	medievalunlimited.online
Discord	https://discord.gg/2B9gtTZkGr

Medieval Unlimited strives to create a highly immersive and realistic themed medieval sandbox with a complete overhaul to almost every aspect of vanilla Minecraft and a true challenge for even the most seasoned players.

Key Features of Medieval Unlimited:

Create your own Kingdom with countless upgrades and features.
Wage war on the weekends against your many enemies.
Siege your foes with REAL aimable, loadable, shootable, fully animated Trebuchets.
Explore our seemingly endless custom map with 20km of playable area and 55+ handcrafted biomes.
Build with 500+ new blocks including custom furniture and decorations.
Devote yourself to a religion, make offerings, complete rituals, and partake in grand holy wars.
Survive uniquely realistic survival mechanics like food spoilage and preservation, stamina, thirst, and more.
Spill blood with over 150 new custom weapons, including throwing weapons!
Decorate you and your armies with countless new armor sets, helmets, hats, clothing, and heraldry.
Choose your path and make your own lore – a true medieval sandbox.
Fight realistic enemy mobs like Cannibals, Bandits, Raiders, and dangerous wild animals!
Work together or against the server to complete unique community quests.
Hunt wild animals with a Red Dead Redemption inspired hunting system including tiered pelts and special animal drops.
Enjoy our item based economy with no pay to win and no loot crates!
Challenge yourself to complete a fully fleshed out Achievements system.
Fight or hide in random events like Night Raids and Kingdom Outposts.
Create your own shops to sell your items or services.
Compete against other Kingdoms in themed building competitions for grand rewards.
Mount your steed with a fully functioning stable mechanic including customizable and upgradable horses, mules, and donkeys.
Battle in ranked duels against other players and become the best fighter on the server!
Care for completely overhauled and unique-to-this server livestock – tame, breed, harvest, feed our accurately modelled, gendered, and personable animals!
and MUCH more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server IP and Discord?	The server IP is medievalunlimited.online and the Discord server can be joined at https://discord.gg/2B9gtTZkGr.
What are some key features of Medieval Unlimited?	Some key features include creating your own Kingdom, waging war on weekends, siege mechanics with Trebuchets, exploring a custom map, and more.
Is there a focus on realism in the gameplay?	Yes, the server aims to provide a highly immersive and realistic medieval sandbox experience.

Realm of Belief 1.20

BELIEF, BETRAYAL, blackpill, Communication, crying, emotions, Gender Roles, healthy emotions, love, mental health, personal growth, Realm, relationship, self worth, self-care, Self-expression, Stereotypes, Support, toxic relationships, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of crying in front of your woman and having her leave you? Well, fear no more because on this Minecraft server, we embrace your tears! Join us and let it all out in a safe and loving environment where your emotions are celebrated, not shamed.

We understand that sometimes you just need to build a blocky fortress and cry your heart out, and that’s okay! Our community of players will support you through it all, just like a loving partner should. So come on over and let’s build a world where tears are just another block in the game.

Don’t waste your time with servers that don’t appreciate your emotional side. Join us and let’s create a world where crying is not only allowed but encouraged! Let’s build a blocky paradise where feelings are embraced and blackpill stuff is left at the door. See you there!

XboxBroShow

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family time, fortnite, Gaming, little brother, Minecraft, playing together, quality time, screen time, sharing, sibling dynamics, Siblings, siblings bonding, Snowed in, Split-Screen, video games, Xbox, XboxBroShow

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with your siblings? Do you want a server where you can reign supreme without any interruptions? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to sharing screens with your annoying siblings. No more bugging them to play or feeling guilty for taking over the Xbox. On our server, it’s all about YOU and YOUR gaming experience.

Imagine a world where you can build and explore without anyone nagging you to let them play. It’s like having your own personal Minecraft paradise, where you can truly be the master of your domain.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom and joy of gaming without any pesky siblings getting in your way. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to go back to sharing a screen again!

SanctionCraft: Japan vs Russia

banned entities, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, evade bans, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, government actions, International cooperation, international relations, Japan, Nations, political tensions, russia, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, trade restrictions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Potions Brewed:	126
Mines Excavated:	3343	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we slap new sanctions on players who try to evade bans like russia evading sanctions from japan. we don’t mess around with rule breakers, we slap them with sanctions like a boss. join us if you want to experience the thrill of international diplomacy in a blocky world. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination with our pet creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those rule breakers who’s boss.