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GF Bday Surprise Minecraft Server
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Blocky Blues Server
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So why waste your time feeling down in the dumps when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the power of Minecraft wash away your worries like a bucket of water on a pesky lava pool. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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UkraineCraft Server: No Selling Out!
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MerzCraft: Defend Europe!
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