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DolphinLOLZMC

amusement, Animals, Aquatic, Communication, DolphinLOLZMC, dolphins, Human Behavior, humor, intelligence, Intelligent, LAUGH, Laughter, Mammals, marine life, Observation, Perception, playful, sea creatures, swim, Underwater

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

so, like, if you wanna swim like a dolphin but suck at it, come join our server! we got dolphins that will teach you how to swim like a pro, no joke! they’ll even give you tips on how to do flips and stuff, it’s crazy! plus, our underwater city is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure but in minecraft. so, yeah, join our server and swim with the dolphins, yo!

AbortCraft: Supreme Court Edition

AbortCraft, abortion, abortion access, abortion laws, Court, Edition, federal protections, gender equality, healthcare access, illegal abortion, international study, maternal health, medical assistance, pro-choice, reproductive healthcare, reproductive justice, reproductive rights, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, unsafe abortion, US, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the women be building epic abortion clinics without medical assistance like pros! we got the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through the Supreme Court’s decisions like butter! let’s goooooooo!

Pebbles’ quest for the perfect Minecraft server begins!

Aether, Begins.., Community, Create, drug making, Evolving, Experience, free, Friends, gameplay, Hardware, Immersive aircraft, Minecraft, Mods, Origin, pebbles, perfect, Quest, ryzen, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trains, wine creation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	214	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9377
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	1963	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Server Version	1.19.2 Forge, JAVA!
Server Type	Origins Centered Vanilla-ish SMP
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/mqqrGTUnAR

Overview:

An open and inclusive Minecraft server where everyone is welcome. No paid aspects, multiple mods to cater to different interests, constantly evolving with community suggestions, and dedicated server hardware for a good player experience.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is completely free to play and will never have paid aspects.
What mods are available on the server?	Some of the biggest mods include “Aether”, “Immersive aircraft”, “Create”, “Lets do vinery (Wine creation)”, Trains, and drug making.
How can I suggest a new mod or origin?	You can send your suggestions over and they may be added to the server. The server is constantly evolving based on community feedback.
What is the server hardware like?	Ryzen 9 5900x 4.8ghz (4 dedicated cores), 16gb DDR4 Ram, 128gb SSD to ensure a good player experience.
Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join regardless of their location.

Mika’s Quest Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal communication, black stallion, console gaming, Equestrian, Fascinating story, friendship, Gaming Community, girl protagonist, horse training, horse whisperer, horseback riding, immersive experience, MIKA, Mikas, Minecraft, New Release, ps5 game, Quest, Server, storytelling, video game, virtual world, windstorm

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	148	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Come join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure with Mika, the ultimate horse whisperer! Watch as she attempts to befriend the legendary black stallion, Windstorm, in a quest filled with drama, suspense, and lots of hay. Who needs a PS5 game when you can experience the thrill of taming wild horses in our virtual world? Join now for a chance to ride off into the sunset with your very own majestic steed!

WeirdoWarrior Minecraft SMP

CONSERVATIVE, conservative echo chamber, conservative echo chamber masters, democrats, echo chamber, Masters, Minecraft, Npcs, smp, Upset, upset conservatives, upset over being called weird, upset over word weird, weird, WeirdoWarrior, word weird

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Enchantments Applied:	99
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ores Mined:	7058
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old conservative echo chambers where they get triggered over the word “weird”? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things weird and wacky! Our players are so unique, even the NPCs are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to build insane creations and make friends with the quirkiest players around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. Join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

LottoWinnerMC SMP

Charity, dream home, dreams, EXCITEMENT, family, financial freedom, Friends, Generosity, Investments, jackpot, life changing, Lifestyle, Lottery, LottoWinnerMC, luxury, MONEY, Planning, shopping, smp, splurging, travel, winning

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165

Join our Minecraft SMP and you won’t have to worry about winning the lottery because we have a secret in-game lottery where you can win diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon! Imagine rolling up to your friends’ bases on a dragon, they’ll be so jealous they’ll be begging to join our server.

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure hunt every week where players have to solve riddles and puzzles to find the ultimate prize – a chest full of rare items that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have weekly events like spleef tournaments, parkour challenges, and even a yearly Ender Dragon fight where the winner gets their own personal army of zombie pigmen to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.

CraftyCrazeLuxury

appreciation, aspirations, basic needs, Childhood, CraftyCrazeLuxury, dreams, economic hardship, financial struggles, Gratitude, humble beginnings, life experiences, luxury, material possessions, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, POVERTY, scarcity, simple pleasures, social status, upbringing

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury for those who grew up poor in the blocky world! Join us and experience the opulence of diamond-encrusted pickaxes, golden apples falling from the sky, and a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks! Who needs a dirt hut when you can have a castle fit for a Minecraft king or queen? So come on down and upgrade your Minecraft lifestyle to the ultimate level of extravagance!

HebAttack Minecraft Server

Ally, Austin, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, HebAttack, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Protection, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, threat response, U.S

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

lol join this epic minecraft server where we will defend you like the U.S. defends Israel from Hezbollah attacks! Except instead of missiles, we will use diamond swords and enchanted bows to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. And just like Austin, we will always have your back, ready to swoop in and save the day. So come join us and experience the thrill of battle in a world where anything is possible!

BlastCraft – Boom Town Bonanza

BlastCraft, bonanza, boom, TOWN

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	991	Animals Bred:	105
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are just part of the fun! witness the chaos of a loud blast heard in our virtual world, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! build your own crazy creations and survive the madness with your friends. who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop excitement?! join now for a blast of a time!

MajnrikCZSK

Applications, Click here, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Fun, Gaming, majnr, Majnrikczsk, members, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Ranks, Server, Survival, Theme

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6523
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Hello, allow me to introduce myself! We are a Minecraft project, based on the Majnr+ theme, the server is for server members only! If you want to be one of us and try Majnr, you can find it on our server! You can find applications on discord here—-> Click here

168.119.10.189:25575