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BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	4909

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be emotionally blackmailed into paying for someone else’s party snacks? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about contributing to a birthday bash you didn’t even know about. We promise outrageous adventures, insane builds, and no hidden costs for imaginary party snacks. Plus, we won’t make you run through snow to get to the liquor store before closing time. So come join us and let’s have a laugh together – because who needs drama when you have Minecraft?

DadCraft: Thoughtless Edition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6378
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Votes:	3747
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting the wrong item is just part of the fun! Just like the OP’s dad, we love to surprise our players with random items and versions of what they asked for. You want diamonds? Here’s a stack of dirt! You asked for a castle? How about a tiny shack made of cobblestone!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Just like the OP’s dad, we believe that it’s the thought that counts, even if we completely mess up your request. And if you dare to complain, we’ll just tell you that you’re being ungrateful and rude, just like the OP’s dad did!

Join our server for a unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what surprises await you? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or at least that’s what we’ll tell you when we give you a stack of gravel instead of diamonds.

IceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Buildings Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where everything is ice type for no apparent reason other than the fact that we thought it would be cool (pun intended). Join us and experience the thrill of slipping and sliding around on ice blocks while trying to build your dream castle without accidentally slipping off the edge.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ice cave filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that a legendary ice dragon guards the cave, waiting to challenge brave adventurers who dare to enter.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have penguin villagers who trade in fish and snowballs. And don’t even get us started on the polar bear riding competitions that happen every full moon.

So come join us on our ice type Minecraft server and prepare for a frosty adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring a warm sweater, things tend to get pretty chilly around here!

PeakGamerBod Minecraft Server

esports fitness, gamer body goals, gamer endurance, gamer health, gamer lifestyle, gamer physique, gamer strength, gamer wellness, gamer workout routine, gaming body transformation, gaming exercise, gaming fitness, gaming health, gaming physical health, gaming physique goals, gaming workout, Minecraft, peak gamer body, peak gaming performance, peak performance, PeakGamerBod, Server, video game physique

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	2240
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Do you want to reach peak gamer body status? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate training ground for Minecraft champions! Join us and you’ll be slaying creepers with your eyes closed in no time.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes on to test his skills against our elite players. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamonds, dragons that drop enchanted golden apples like candy, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually be real).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the Minecraft legend you were always meant to be. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Your social life will be a thing of the past as you spend all your time building pixelated castles and battling virtual mobs. But hey, who needs friends when you can have diamond armor, am I right?

PezeshCraft2021

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server announcement instead of real life news. like, bro, come join our server cuz we just elected Massoud Pezeshkian as our new president. he’s gonna lead us to victory in the epic battle against the evil mobs and build the most epic diamond castle you’ve ever seen. plus, he’s got mad redstone skills so our contraptions are gonna be lit af. join now and be part of the most epic adventure everrrrrrrr.

NoNewsJustBlocks

articles, Communication, Digital, Extinction, Future, History, INFORMATION, Journalism, journalism career, journalism ethics, journalism industry, journalism profession, Media, News, newspaper, NoNewsJustBlocks, obsolete, ONLINE, Print, publications, Technology

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Potions Brewed:	113	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

lol imagine a world where newspapers are like, extinct. like, who even reads those anymore? come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to never make you read a newspaper ever again. instead, we have a whole village of villagers who will deliver all the news to you in person. they even do interpretive dances to really make the news come alive. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with all the newspapers in the world just in case you start to miss them. but let’s be real, who would miss those boring things when you can be playing on our server, amirite? join now and say goodbye to newspapers forever!

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	119	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4560	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Votes:	5003	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Join our server and help us hijack the faggot symbol to rescue the REAL rainbow with all 7 colors! Did you know faggots are afraid of the spiritual color indigo? It’s true! Join us on our quest to bring back the true rainbow and uncover the secrets of the missing color. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with such a wild and wacky mission? Join now and let’s bring back the rainbow in style!

Crafty27 Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1115
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of being a forever alone Minecraft player? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal loneliness! Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual ladies in no time. Our pixelated princesses are just waiting for you to sweep them off their blocky feet. Say goodbye to awkward conversations with real women and hello to endless flirtatious banter with our AI-powered NPCs. Who needs real warmth when you can cuddle up to a virtual babe in our custom-built love shack? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the digital romance begin!

CraftyProposalZilla

adhd, Apology, awkward, Best Friend, Boyfriend, breach of trust, Communication, CraftyProposalZilla, Disappointment, Effort, Gratitude, marriage proposal, milestone moment, overstep, passive aggressive, Planning, relationship, second proposal, Support, text message, Trust

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as Lydia’s proposal story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like Lydia’s friend meddling in her proposal plans, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server. From unexpected alliances to epic battles, anything can happen.

And just like Lydia’s boyfriend struggling with planning, you’ll find yourself facing challenges that require quick thinking and creativity to overcome. Can you rise to the occasion and conquer the chaos?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable and entertaining as Lydia’s proposal saga. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own epic tale to tell!

CloudCrafters

Accuracy, ai art, Artificial Intelligence, cartoon, cloud based services, cloud computing, CloudCrafters, computer generated art, creativity, digital art, funny, Future, humor, innovation, machine learning, meme, Old man yells at cloud, prediction, satire, Simpsons, Technology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	157

join our epic minecraft server where the AI art comes ALIVE, literally! our clouds are filled with old men who yell at you as you build your pixelated empire. but don’t worry, they’re just grumpy because they haven’t had their morning coffee yet.

we have a secret underground world where you can battle giant mutant chickens and ride on rainbow-colored llamas. but be careful, the llamas have a taste for human flesh.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, said to grant wishes to whoever holds it. just be prepared for the potato to demand sacrifices in return.

so come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the angry old men in the clouds).

HypertensionCraft

“Youth, adolescents, adolescents health, arterial stiffness, Attention, brain health, cardiovascular health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive functions, health, high blood pressure, hypertension, HypertensionCraft, Learning tasks, Medical research, memory impairment, mental health, stiff arteries, Working Memory

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	81
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

lol u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it will make ur brain BIGGER and BETTER than ever before!! like, if u got high blood pressure and stiff arteries, dis server will make u a GENIUS!! u will be able to build the most EPIC structures and solve the craziest puzzles in no time!! forget about school, dis server will teach u everything u need to know!! ur brain will be so POWERFUL, u will be unstoppable!! so join now and become the smartest player in da game!! #brainpower #minecraftgenius #joinus

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dimension Hops:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	95
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Towns Built:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a wild adventure in the lands between, where you can craft and build to your heart’s content.

Our latest patch includes epic new features like dragon mounts and diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball. And don’t even get us started on the character planners – you can create a warrior so strong, they can punch a creeper into next week!

But that’s not all, folks. Our interactive map will guide you through treacherous dungeons and hidden treasures, all while dodging fire-breathing chickens and exploding sheep. And if you’re feeling lonely, just use the group password “erg” to join forces with other players and conquer the world together.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!