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  • NoApologyMCServer

    NoApologyMCServer
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a girl named Monica who was so cheap, she wouldn’t even buy her friends a drink after they invited her to a fancy hotel. But that’s not even the craziest part! She also yelled a racist slur at a random stranger for no reason. Can you believe it? And guess what? You can meet characters like Monica on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have pools, hot tubs, and liquor stores galore. You can even carry a case of coolers for your friends, just like Monica made her friend do. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a dramatic friendship breakup like the one between Monica and her ex-friends.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs a name when you have all this craziness waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

    Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server
    so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

    join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

    plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!

    NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!

    that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!

    why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

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  • BlockParty Minecraft Server

    BlockParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be emotionally blackmailed into paying for someone else’s party snacks? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about contributing to a birthday bash you didn’t even know about. We promise outrageous adventures, insane builds, and no hidden costs for imaginary party snacks. Plus, we won’t make you run through snow to get to the liquor store before closing time. So come join us and let’s have a laugh together – because who needs drama when you have Minecraft?

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  • DadCraft: Thoughtless Edition

    DadCraft: Thoughtless Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting the wrong item is just part of the fun! Just like the OP’s dad, we love to surprise our players with random items and versions of what they asked for. You want diamonds? Here’s a stack of dirt! You asked for a castle? How about a tiny shack made of cobblestone!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Just like the OP’s dad, we believe that it’s the thought that counts, even if we completely mess up your request. And if you dare to complain, we’ll just tell you that you’re being ungrateful and rude, just like the OP’s dad did!

    Join our server for a unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what surprises await you? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or at least that’s what we’ll tell you when we give you a stack of gravel instead of diamonds.

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