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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6894 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Animals Bred: | 69 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 85558 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Just like the OP’s dad, we believe that it’s the thought that counts, even if we completely mess up your request. And if you dare to complain, we’ll just tell you that you’re being ungrateful and rude, just like the OP’s dad did!
Join our server for a unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what surprises await you? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or at least that’s what we’ll tell you when we give you a stack of gravel instead of diamonds.