Liquor Store MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoApologyMCServer

liquor store, drinks, friendship, Confrontation, NoApologyMCServer

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Monica who was so cheap, she wouldn’t even buy her friends a drink after they invited her to a fancy hotel. But that’s not even the craziest part! She also yelled a racist slur at a random stranger for no reason. Can you believe it? And guess what? You can meet characters like Monica on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have pools, hot tubs, and liquor stores galore. You can even carry a case of coolers for your friends, just like Monica made her friend do. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a dramatic friendship breakup like the one between Monica and her ex-friends.

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs a name when you have all this craziness waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol policy, consumer choice, fords, international trade, alcohol sales

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

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NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!

store shelves, alcohol sales, Canadian alcohol, U.S. alcohol, alcohol import

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!

that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!

why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

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BlockParty Minecraft Server

Snow, dips, emotional blackmail, roommate, cost

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be emotionally blackmailed into paying for someone else’s party snacks? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about contributing to a birthday bash you didn’t even know about. We promise outrageous adventures, insane builds, and no hidden costs for imaginary party snacks. Plus, we won’t make you run through snow to get to the liquor store before closing time. So come join us and let’s have a laugh together – because who needs drama when you have Minecraft?

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DadCraft: Thoughtless Edition

green dip, bottles, telling dad, favourite dip, pineapple flavor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting the wrong item is just part of the fun! Just like the OP’s dad, we love to surprise our players with random items and versions of what they asked for. You want diamonds? Here’s a stack of dirt! You asked for a castle? How about a tiny shack made of cobblestone!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Just like the OP’s dad, we believe that it’s the thought that counts, even if we completely mess up your request. And if you dare to complain, we’ll just tell you that you’re being ungrateful and rude, just like the OP’s dad did!

Join our server for a unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what surprises await you? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or at least that’s what we’ll tell you when we give you a stack of gravel instead of diamonds.

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BlockCraftEU2022

foreign influence, free speech, EU referendum, internet restrictions, digital rights

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

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Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

Social Skills, bedtime, motor skills, baby, maternal health

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

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WaveCraft Minecraft Server

egs, Xiangli Yao, Resonator Showcase, Wuthering Waves events, Convene Tracker

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

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Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Revolutions, rental properties, monarchs, Corruption

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

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BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

breakup healing, BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP, Emotional healing, breakup tips, mindfulness

Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

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